All comics by mista_eyez

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by mista_eyez
3-18-09
Hey, cuz, wanna play "House?"
Sure!
The wife needs her night-gown.
I'll get one.
Welcome to Alabama. Hehe.

 

by mista_eyez
3-18-09
Day #1: The Search
Umm, hey, bro. Know where I can get some, uh, weed?
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* ? *
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::sigh:: @$&!

 

by mista_eyez
3-19-09
Mom?! Why is there blood in the hall?
Umm...there was a racoon in the fireplace. No need to worry, hunny.
These look like hand prints. Where's Dad?!
Shit! Where are those damn insurance papers?!

 

by mista_eyez
3-19-09
Day #1: At the Office
I really appreciate you you offering to fill in down here, Darrin. You're "da man!" ::chuckle::
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Offer, my ass. You told me to meet you down in the shredding room. And don't you "da man" me, you honky, brown-nosin...
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Yeah, walk away! Boy, if he asked for a "fist bump" I'da stuck my gators so far up that ass...!

 

by mista_eyez
3-19-09
Former Aid to the President
Dude. Are you okay, man? Where are your pants?
::slurring:: I uzed to work there, you know!
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Umm, ok...
::hiccup:: I zent uz into a rezession. I lozt my home, my wife, my job.
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wtf
Now I give $5 hand jobz for booze, and BJz for...well thatz more for me.

 

by mista_eyez
3-20-09
Where is this bus?
Do you have change for the...OMG. Rick Astley?!
Yeah, what you need? Dime? Dub? 8 ball?
OMFG.
"...Never gonna give you up..."
You just got Rick Rolled, bitch!

 

by mista_eyez
3-21-09
Ok, so, uh...just stop me if you've heard this. A black guy, a latino, and an...
STOP!
Wait...what do you mean stop?
I've heard this before. You said to stop you.
But I didn't get to finish.
Yeah, well this is free. If you were paying I would have told you "how wonderful it is" and let you finish, ya racist fuck. "Have a nice day."

 

The WalMart Portrait Studio
The ocean? Really? I would be drowning right now, why don't they get this. How would this be a good idea?..........."cheese?" How about up yours!
...say "Cheese"...
by mista_eyez, 3-23-09

 

by mista_eyez
3-23-09
Uploading Pictures on Facebook
Ok, "Add More Photos."
::click::
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"Java"... this is taking forever... what's this button...? "Simple Uploader."
::click::
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Well, if there is a "Simple" way, why the hell are we using the "difficult uploader?"

 

by mista_eyez
3-23-09
Day 1: After school
I wish I could fight. Then I wouldn't get picked on, and it would be ME kickin @$$.
"Yeah, what you want?!"
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I'm too afraid of getting hit in the face, though.
"::ugh::"
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Or worse- being so scared I SHlT myself.
"Uhhoh..."

 

by mista_eyez
3-23-09
Day #2: The Search
Hey, man...do you...no?
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Alright, man. Thanks anyway.
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I suck at this game.

 

by mista_eyez
3-27-09
Tough Economy
Look, all I'm saying is that I'm not sure this job is for me.
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I understand. Listen, just finish the day and everything will be fine.
Ok, thank you sir.
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4 more hours...and no more "Hey, Stud, I need it now, and I'm sure you know just how to do it to me..."

 

by mista_eyez
9-12-09
"Dear Mr. Shtick...$10,298 is overdue...repossessing your car..."
...great...
Ok, wrists or jugular?

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