All comics by mutantdog

 

Darwin's Theory by mutantdog 12-09-01
Don't fuck with me, Little Fella, I am the King of the Jungle!		Yeah, and I'm the fucking Queen of England.

 

It's Hard to Think on Your Feet When You're a Fish by mutantdog 12-09-01
I better think of something quick...		Ummm... Want a hand job? You don't have hands. Try again.

 

A Cowboy's Life is a Lonesome One by mutantdog 12-09-01
	damn... damn...	I thought it was my turn to ride tonight... I thought it was my turn to ride tonight...

 

America's New War by mutantdog 12-09-01
		Kabul is so nice this time of year, don't you think?

 

A Christmas Story by mutantdog 12-09-01
Santa finds himself lost, as dawn breaks on Christmas Day... How the Hell did we end up here, Rudolph? This ain't the North Pole!	Santa's puzzlement soon turns to apprehension.... Why are you looking at me like that, Rudolph?	And the evil truth begins to dawn on our jolly friend. Wait a minute.... you're not Rudolph!! Man...just think of the sirloins I'm gonna get off this meaty bastard...

 

The Continuing Saga of Jesus and the Clown by mutantdog 12-09-01
Uh-oh... it's that stupid clown again	You know, people are just dying to get in here!	Hey...that was kinda funny, actually

 

The Second Greatest Story Ever Told by mutantdog 12-09-01
Jesus finds himself confronted with a strange apparition... Hmmm... is it just a mirage?		Damn... and I was just about to order a pizza.

 

Frosty gets an education by mutantdog 12-09-01
Poor tree... Christmas is over, and they just throw him away...	Geez... I really feel sorry for you, man	What the...?? Fucking Idiot.

 

America's New Improved War by mutantdog 12-12-01
Some alarming news... "...all the cropdusters have been grounded, since it was found that the hijackers planned to spray anthrax..."	Two days later... "...well, even though nothing's changed, we're letting all the cropdusters back in the air... the situation is under control...."	"So just go on with life as normal... Don't worry, be happy!"

 

An identity crisis at stripcreator.com by mutantdog 12-14-01
Meanwhile, somewhere in Brad's back yard... We aren't cows?	I don't think so... the character list says we're donkeys.	Then why does that farmer keep pulling on my tits?

 

Bus Stop, Episode 1 by mutantdog 12-14-01
Just another empty park bench at a nondescript urban bus stop...	Sure, things are pretty quiet around here right now... But oh, the stories this bench could tell, if only it could speak...	But it can't, of course. What the Hell are you staring at?

 

Life is Hopeless by mutantdog 12-14-01
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT	This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcasting System....	If this had been a real emergency, you would probably already be dead by now.

 

Indecision by mutantdog 12-14-01
Please don't eat me!		Okay, maybe just a little nibble then...

 

Futuristic Space Comix by mutantdog 12-14-01
Meanwhile... back on Uranus... brrrrrrrinng!	brrrrrrrinng!	A wrong number, perhaps?. brrrrrrrinng!

 

Felice Navidad by mutantdog 12-14-01
Merry Christmas, Jesus.	Thanks.	Well... that was kinda ironic.

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