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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04


	you would not believe the shit i have gone through lately


	so, what's been happening, girl?

nuvee feels the love


	you know, i dig my internet buddies


	we're here for ya

RANT ALERT


	but SOME of them...well, the MEN specifically....


	oh boy, here it comes

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

cyberspace relationships are cerebral by nature


	guess who I chatted with the other day?


	paul? dogboy? who?

you get to know people in chat rooms


	paul. he was real talkative all of a sudden


	get outta here. what did he want? snicker

some don't understand


	talk to you in a bit, my boys want to use the phone


	lol! dialup loser! kidding, hon

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

the irony is not lost on these two


	i think paul was trying to sort of gig me emotionally


	well, THAT would be a first

i guess i was in love with the guy


	thwak. louisville slugger, meet monkey skull

it's over, but I still enjoy him as a friend


	because, ya know, liberals are HOT


	sigh I must agree there

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

a note of explanation...


	why this forum?


	eh. if i'm going to gripe, i may as well be constructive about it

my net friends are understanding and fairly patient


	huh


	don't get me started...

it's not like we can go to happy hour together


	the other shoe drops right... about... NOW


	well okay, i'll tell you what happened ...

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

i met ike in 1984. he was looking for cowboy swag


	lemme guess. you want x-toe boots right?


	damn, am I that transparent?

his tolerance for candor was elevated at the time


	yes


	texas chicks are HOT

i often wonder if i shoulda just bagged him that night. probably should have


	no. no. no. okay.


	want go out? want to go out? want to go out?

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

hard to do ike justice in a graphic


	i COURSE i vote democrat

LD means "long distance relationship"


	i'll call her tonight

some guys just know how to get my attention


	want to go see a Pollack exhibit?


	oooh baby

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

we spent a lot of time in Washington, D.C.


	i missed you


	yeah, i've been missing you too, baby

we met up with my other buds from the net


	i think i'll just stay here, if you don't mind


	you don't want to meet the bartcoppers?

at least, I did...


	well, they're really YOUR friends, not mine...


	argh. this is not a good sign

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04


	you know, nothing happens in a vacuum


	i just realized where i was


	i'm sort of embarassed, but guess i'll persist

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04


	ike was a musician, wasn't he?


	no. he's a drummer


	dayum girl, how many drummers HAVE you slept with?


	hey. they tend to have, er... rhythm


	hey, i wasn't LOOKING for drummers


	heh heh --- suuuure

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

paul's apartment was real messy but i didn't care


	i miss you and the boys

i don't clean house as thoroughly as i ought to


	miss you too.. BOYS QUIET DOWN!

the relationship itself was an environmental disaster tho...


	who the fuck is cindy?


	drillin diamonds right now, cindy..er nuvee

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04


	it's all good


	yeah, it is


	ABB


	yeah, you know me


	you're done bitching?


	sure, i guess

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

my one friend described my other friend lovingly as sort of a spiritual Cthulu

she shape shifts frequently. is that cool or what

my friend multitasks her ASS off. so acceptance of her as a minor goddess isn't difficult

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

my sons are old enough to be really interesting


	where's my lip balm?


	can i cook something?

i had them close together because i wanted them to have each other


	he hit me


	he won't stop bothering me

it made sense at the time, anyway


	all you ever want to do is play final fantasy


	can i have $23?

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04


	so ike was hot. what happened to him


	do you know what i mean, he was too hot


	no


	this is going to be deep rationalization


	he was sooo much more high maintenance than i was... it was just.. unnerving

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

i am a foremost fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000


	mr. camera man?

in fact, i am SUCH a geek that my info club number is 2724


	i think they must have just forgotten they were making a movie...


	don't miss the scorching "unattended register" scene

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04


	yeah, do NOT get in between mom and her Mystery Science Theater stuff


	remember that one time you taped over Gamera vs. Barugon?

they don't think i hear this stuff


	YOU taped over it ... no you


	bullshit. you did

of course I know. *snicker*


	i hope she never finds out. shudder


	do you think she knows about that lamp?

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

my mom and i like to hang out and bitch about politics


	what was that man thinking, anyway?


	shut down Rove, and you've cut off his BRAIN

she also hears a lot about the men in my life


	..and now, she's moved in


	your life sounds like Jerry Springer, honey


	fucking great


	Springer has a toll free number. hey why don't you write a book?

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by nuveeeeena
3-18-04

my pretty younger sister is also close to mom


	your sister's life is stranger than fiction, sweetheart


	she's really in love with whathisname

they tend to worry about me


	she should write a novel, maybe


	we should find her some guy that lives around here

for brief moments, anyway


	maybe a graphic novel


	you'd think she could get along with ONE guy in all of Texas. but noooo...

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by nuveeeeena
3-19-04

Human Resources: the only TRULY secure career path


	turn in your access card. i'll watch you empty your desk

you generally don't see the HR people walking each other out with cardboard boxes


	i understand how you must feel

HR personnel just APPEAR to be superfluous; they're actually efficient harbingers of doom


	your health coverage is terminated as of 5:00 today


	i guess severance is out of the question..?

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by nuveeeeena
3-19-04

neo, oliver and mack


	mew


	ngiaaaow


	mrrrow prrrp

the cats are actually in charge --- they refrain from tearing out my jugular as long as i continue to appease their insatiable appetite for kat crunchies --- it's not fucking garfield y'know?

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by nuveeeeena
3-19-04

webcam is short-handed lately

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by nuveeeeena
3-19-04

SXSW always hosts several free outdoor concerts on the lake downtown


	been listening to Toots and the Maytalls jamming with Willie Nelson all morning

hundreds of bands from all over the world play - every stage in Austin is full


	that A&R guy showed up! better tell the others.. omg

Calexico played "Quatro" - amazing. Now grooving to Hammell on Trial "First Date" live


	that first date song reminds me of dogboy -- augh, gotta focus

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by nuveeeeena
3-19-04

choices are presented every day


	Charlie Musselwhite and Charlie Sexton are playing Burn Down the Cornfield


	more caffeine


	the Waco Brothers are here too, but i don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of getting into that show


	just as long as we get to see Los Lonely Boys

seems too much fun to be binary in nature. but choices are presented


	Robyn Hitchcock is here -- dig it


	we can still catch Bob Schneider and get 3 hours of sleep

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by nuveeeeena
3-19-04

stuff i wonder about


	what does Hubble see at the Big Bang site?


	crop circles are math lessons, aren't they?


	sheesh, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

i hear the moon is perfectly round


	is circular a natural state?

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by nuveeeeena
3-19-04

i've had to confront things on my own, like updating mozilla, and sorting my bookmarks

the last coupla weeks have sucked sort of


	i need a man with a gun


	preferably a scanner gun

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by nuveeeeena
3-19-04

Robyn Hitchcock sang tonight


	my friend ian is checking out The Hives

he did a tune from Bob Dylan's Time Out of Mind, but don't know which one

he sang Bells of Rhymney


	"Texas -- there's no time of year. It just gets lighter and darker"

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by nuveeeeena
3-20-04

my friend jon lives in the basement of his mom's house


	vacuum tubes, frequency, pitch

he is a ham radio operator


	wobble, atmospheric interference, my brother is out to get me, HP5i

seems like there ought to be medication for that..


	victrola, pussy, resistors, power supply

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by nuveeeeena
3-20-04


	i heard mel gibson made $450 million off of his most recent snuff flick


	christ, am i in the wrong business


	shaddup

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by nuveeeeena
3-20-04

flag burning is a form of expression

but some flags are far

more satisfying to burn


	ahhh... stars and bars meet Mr. Flame

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by nuveeeeena
3-20-04

for a long 15 minutes,


	you only rent this stuff


	c'mon, i gotta GO

complete strangers


	hope it's not too nasty in there


	the trees are looking like an option

discuss body functions


	i got in this line because there weren't that many women in it


	i'm NEXT! YES!!!

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by nuveeeeena
3-20-04

meet this morning's conservative panelists


	tom delay. it's my way or the highway, capische?


	andy sullivan, hypocrite extraordnaire


	ann coulter, author of slander


	me potus


	dick cheney from an undisclosed location


	ed gillespie; i'm outraged about liberal outrage

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by nuveeeeena
3-21-04

my baby went missing


	where's my workstation? ever do acid? i'm streaming gongcast


	wtf? we must study this one

can't really do anything about it but wait for him to turn up. i'm just not patient by nature


	augh. grr.


	You've Got.. DICK. hahah psyche

and hope he doesn't turn up butt nekkid and hooting like a loon


	but babe, i was a captive!


	captive, my ass. you enjoyed it.

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by nuveeeeena
3-21-04

the squirrel story


	in the bushes, i lay in wait for my prey at the district courthouse


	yeah, that's right laugh it up. that squirrel attacked me

the runner at our law office had a squirrel run up his leg.. swear to god


	chitter

he says the squirrel ran straight up his leg and he freaked


	i screamed like a woman and threw all the papers in the air


	he did

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by nuveeeeena
3-21-04

i spend way too much time at the computer


	i am the master of your soul


	nuh uh. i'm going downstairs for awhile

every once in a while, i leave the area


	come back

DOWNSTAIRS...


	hmm...


	defrag me, bitch

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by nuveeeeena
3-21-04

Home PC repair


	eff you, bitch, i'm going on strike


	let me see what i can do

don't touch it if you don't know what it is


	damn, that knocked me across the room

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by nuveeeeena
3-21-04


	i am embarassed that i had sex with the guy


	i won't dignify that with a response -- it's a desperate statement made by a communist


	it's true. Karl Rove and I had a torrid affair


	i brought you some cans, baby

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by nuveeeeena
3-21-04

my buddy Bart has got a great political humor page


	http://www.bartcop.com


	mmmm Chinaco

politics, humor, tequila and (he says) an IQ of under 64


	bring it on, monkeys

his web radio show is the best entertainment around


	welcome to show #31

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by nuveeeeena
3-21-04

I lost my mom at Psychic Fair


	thanks!


	hi! did you pre-register? no? that will be $7. take a harmony quartz from that bowl over there


	would you like your horoscope done?


	i urge you (telepathically) to purchase crystal jewelry


	thanks, guy.... MOM?


	i think she was doing readings down at the end of that aisle

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by nuveeeeena
3-21-04

Mishun Ackomplished

Mishun Ackomplished


	gimme four more years

Mishun Ackomplished


	this message brought to you by the White House TM

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by nuveeeeena
3-21-04


	now the mind-ray live updates the depraved thought db


	cool. we appreciate it, bud. you're all right


	the new crop circle designs are zipped in a folder on the desktop


	we'll drop you off when we go pick up Art Bell

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by nuveeeeena
3-22-04

when i should be working, everything attracts my attention


	ooh shiny


	chat drama here! hey!

i might be one of those adult ADD people like in those commercials


	no. gotta work.


	...on Discovery Channel


	now i have leisure time nothing is interesting -- augh


	You've Got Squat! hee hee

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by nuveeeeena
3-22-04

any given altercation


	you


	no, you

over any bone of


	no, you


	YOU

contention


	you


	you! MOM!

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by nuveeeeena
3-22-04

zack takes a turn at cartooning


	i have brought you to Hell!


	who the hell are you?


	look just take me back you puny runt.


	BROTER!


	what are you doing you will sufer for this!


	get away from me ! you monster! even though your not as bad as bush.

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by nuveeeeena
3-22-04

Doc has read volumes on nursing theory subjects of


	oww


	he's gonna need saline

divine grace, mystical, I-thou, wonder, compassion, byond, deep, understanding, dignity, reverence, yadda yadda..

he's fully versed in the concept of "clinical caritas" and "caritas processes" and we're all very glad about it


	it can't hurt


	thanks

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by nuveeeeena
3-22-04

ABB? How do iI explain it? I think you frame by frame it..


	A is for Anybody,


	B is the big ol' funky BUT

I'll have you all jump in, and shall we sing it?


	the last B, well now, we're getting down to the nut

It stands for the guy who some can call the president. Approval ratings that he had, they all came and went.

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by nuveeeeena
3-22-04

He's a Bush and I don't want to bring him to the party


	if you ask who's in his place, i'll say ANYBODY

If you ever cast a vote, i know you would regret it


	Don't look for Bush's help


	because you can just forget it

If you're living here, you realize the country's hurtin


	unless you're holding stock in Raytheon or Halliburton

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by nuveeeeena
3-22-04

how many brothers out there know just what i'm getting at? that think it's wrong because they


	don't agree that Bush is wack

well if you do, that's ABB and you're not down with it


	But if you don't, here's your membership

You're down with ABB


	Yeah, you know me! Who's down with ABB?


	The whole Dem party.

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by nuveeeeena
3-23-04

As for Bush, ABB's a little something different


	Results are still the same, but it affects you kind of different

As mean Republicans go, he is the meanest.


	Done more damage than even Clinton's penis

The little punk never got elected properly, now he thinks the whole world is his property


	starting war everywhere the eye can see....

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by nuveeeeena
3-23-04


	because you know my boy is down with PNAC

we got the numbers, but they got the voting machines


	going to have to turn out like they've never seen

don't matter if it's Wesley Clark or Howard Dean


	going to have to win big


	going to have to win clean

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by nuveeeeena
3-23-04

My man Kerry is sure to get the job done


	even Mosely-Braun


	or Reverend Sharpton

Even my little buddy Dennis Kuchinich is


	throw in with Gephardt


	if that's the way it goes

gonna hafta take it all the way to the finish


	or even Lieberman..?


	yer gonna hafta hold yer nose

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