All comics by pikachu

 

Hendrix Fanatics. by pikachu 12-18-01
I am the ultimate Jimi Hendrix fan. I have all of his albums on vinyl and CD. That's nothing! I run a website where people discuss his greatness 24/7.	Well, I've got my back hair shaved so it looks like just like the Electric Ladyland cover art. Oh yeah? Each year on his birthday, I shave off every hair on my body and run naked through the streets of Seattle, shouting the lyrics to Are You Experienced!	I have a lifesize statue of Hendrix in my garage made of my own excrement. Curses!! I cannot beat a Crap-Idol Jimi! YOU WIN ...This time.

 

The Ultimate Pokemon Master by pikachu 1-04-02
GGRRAAGGHH!! Holy Smoleys! Pikachu, what happened to you??!!	I died in 2001. But now I have come back from the dead to kill you for being a moron! Stop! I am Ash - your Pokemon master. You may not kill me!	I like to hunt my prey. I'll let you run and hide so decapitate you when you least expect it. Oh goody! I love to play hide and seek!

 

Ash is stupid. by pikachu 1-04-02
My poor Pikachu has died. I guess I need to find a new Pokemon to train so I can be the Ultimate Pokemon Master!	Hey, Cool! Its the rare Bzzcockastingypuflump Pokemon. I choose you, Bzzcockastingypuflump! You're shoelace is untied.	Oh, whaa..? Ha ha. Made you look!

 

Mystery Cup: Direct from Tokyo by pikachu 1-07-02
Somewhere in Japan: I think I make happy fun personal website with new computer. Hmm, how I turn this web Cameron?	There, I think everything working now. Fun luck, I have visitor message! Turn around and drop panties! I want to Lucas!	You bad person! This not that kind of website! I only let you peek at my Hello Kitty. Super fun time! Now jump on bed and make noises like you a possessed Crowe!

 

This comic is wretched because Ash is in it. by pikachu 1-07-02
I choose you, Stardog-champion! I am now your Pokemon Master. My name is Bob.	Tell me what your special power is so I can train you to fight bloody battles in my honor! Leave me alone.	I am mesmorized by this incredible balancing act! Ah ha! That must be your power! Prepare to die.

 

Mystery Cup: More competition for the Backstreet Boys.. by pikachu 1-15-02
All right guys, we've conquered three panel humor. Its time we made our mark on the music industry! Great idea! We'll be famous and Britney Spear will drop that pussy Justin and come beggin' to please me.	Let's call yourselves HYWOB: Hotties You Want Our Bodies! After my success as unofficial artist at SC, I'm sure I'll do great as the band's choreographer.	What do ya think, LadyJ? Think this'll work? Yeah right. I can see the headlines now: Success inevitable for The Village People of the new Millennium.

 

Die already Ash. by pikachu 1-18-02
I'm sure to find some unusual Pokemon creatures here in the ocean. Why didn't I think of this before?	Zowie! What are you?! I choose you. Here, get in this Pokeball. Go back where you came from surface dweller. Leave my domain or I will be forced pull your bowels out through your eye sockets.	Huh? Don't you want to come live in my pocket and I can keep you there until I decide its time for a fight? See all these glowing fuzzy things I have all over me? I dare you to touch them and see what happens.

 

Finally! The Death of Ash! Horrah! by pikachu 1-18-02
GRRARR!! I've let you wander around long enough. Now it's time to say hello to death. I don't understand. When you were alive you always stayed right by my side like a perfect pal.	Upon my death I transformed into my final Supreme form. All killing machine! And now... I CHOOSE YOU, ASHIPU!!	MWAHAHA! And how about a few sticks of dynamite for desert?

 

It is a Good Day to Die. by pikachu 1-22-02
All hail the Spirit of Pikachu! The world is finally rid of the dreaded Ash!	GRRAARRGGHH!! I AM ALL KILLING MACHINE! I HATE YOU ALL! EAT HATCHET YOU HORRID MONSTROSITY!	Why are you not dead? This is a puzzle. MOH!

 

Battle scars by pikachu 1-31-02
So, you're also a spirit and that's why I can't kill you? Don't you remember? It was when I battled you that I died.	Hmm, I don't recall. Please refresh my memory. You set me on fire with your electro-flame attack! I fell on my back and couldn't get up due to the egregious placement of my limbs. So I burned to death.	Ah! Those were the good old days, weren't they? Just for old times sake... AAIIEE! You idiot. My spirit form will be charred beyond recognition!

 

Dust in the Wind. by pikachu 1-31-02
Meeting of the High Council on Pokemon AfterLife Affairs I have called this meeting because I am disturbed by the actions of spirit #67453 aka Pikachu. Ohh, Oh. Pick me! I know the answer!	Sit down #60032. Your restless behavior will not be tolerated. As I was saying, Pikachu has been misusing his spirit powers.. Oh.. Me, me.. I want spaghetti to be served more often in the lunch program. Put that on your list of requests.	Guards! Do whatever is neccesary to quiet this ingnoramus down. Thank you. Ugh! Oof. I demand more.. Yow! ..representation! You haven't seen.. Yelp! ..the last of me!

 

Missing Title: Please Title Your Comic Strip. by pikachu 1-31-02
As I was saying before, something must be done to stop Pikachu's reckless rampage. Something must be done before he kills another child! Yes, sir. I am ready and able to take him down at all costs, sir.	Huh!? Why am I here?	Stripcreator Error #001. Premature Strip-creation. Shall we reboot? Nah. That story was going nowhere.

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