Somewhere on a hill, Jesus weeps by pumpkinkiller7-08-03 Um...hello? Could someone let me down from here? Why do I even bother?
Godzilla's illegitimate cousin by pumpkinkiller7-08-03 ... And then I ate his fat head. AHHH! GodZILLA! I really should stop eating white collar workers. They give me heartburn. AHHHHHHhh! *insert poorly dubbed dialogue here* ...
Komm, Suesser Tod by pumpkinkiller7-08-03 I'll never love again... My world is ending. *read read read* I've lost everything that matters to me in this world... *read somemore* It all returns to nothing... Hey! You may already be a winner!
It hurts and stings... by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 Who makes this comic anyway? Well duh. The creepy girl in front of the computer. You think she's ever gonna get tired of making obscure jokes that only her mom thinks is funny? Not in THIS lifetime... I smell ice cream! But first, you've got to do the Truffle Shuffle!
The Last Words of a Dying Intellectual by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 You don't think my jokes are THAT obscure do you? Oh yeah. I'm sure EVERYBODY reads Kafka and watches bad monster movies. Maybe I should use some hip pop culture references. Oh this is going to be goood. I'VE GOT IT! Pumpkin is in da hizzous! Fo' shizzle! ...
Tamale by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 Somewhere in Mexico... Are we in some old Warner Bros. cartoon or something? ... A young woman ponders her fate. This place seems awfully familiar... Maybe she should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque Hot? Who's afraid of hot?
Pumpkin makes a wrong turn by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 I will eat your soul for breakfast. You are damned for all eternity! Get back to class! Holy CRAP! How the hell did I end up back in highschool?!
Pumpkinkiller's Obsessionâ„¢ by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 For the LAST time, I am NOT RON WEASLEY! SQUEEEE! Will you stop squealing?! You're just saying that aren't you? Heehee. Jesus Christ on a stick... I wuv you Ronnie-kins!
BACON! by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 Why am I rushing around when I have nothing to do? No idea. This is YOUR comic. I just live in it. I smell bacon! I smells it Precious! Okay, NOW you're scaring me. Why do I have the sudden urge to watch Even Stevens? ...
Digging Builds Character by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 It's the lizards we're working for. We build their houses. One time I saw 10 lizards in one hole! Dude... You've got to lay off Holes. That movie's gone to your head!
Dooom! by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 Somewhere over the Pacific... I know it's lame but... pull my finger! What a refreshing breeze! We're all gonna die! Is it me or are we crashing to our doom? Really? I didn't notice that. ... Now let's try this one more time! PUDDING!
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Museum of Idiots by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 I'M GONNA BEAT YOU SO HARD, NOT EVEN YOUR MAMA WILL RECOGNIZE YOU!!! Lemme guess. You got your first troll on LJ. Wow! How'd you guess? !!! Mamas! Don't let your kids grow up to be trolls.
Talk Geeky to Me by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 YAY! MAIL TIME! Cough it up BITCH! Who the hell you callin' bitch? Who the hell do you THINK?! That's it. TAKE THIS SUCKAH! DAMNIT! *reboot*
Talk Geeky Part 2 by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 ALLRIGHT! I'm THIS close to achieving the all-time high score for Cory's Money Maze! DAMNIT!!!! *reboot*
Talk Geeky Part 3 by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 ... *reboot* You are one EVIL motherfucker. You know that? Oh I knoow...
Jenny From the Block by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 Somewhere in the depths of cyberspace... OMG! wuzup? Um... do I know you? a/s/l LOL! How 'bout NO? *block* ur meen. Lalala NOT LISTENING!
What's in a name? by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 Why do they call you Pumpkinkiller anyway? I think it had something to do with the Thanksgiving Pumpkin Massacre of 1989. Or maybe it's because I like pumpkin pie. I'm gonna be over here... microwaving my head. Or was it pumpkin seeds?
Talk Geeky part 4 - The Final Battle? by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 Yay! Mail Time! I'm goin' out and I'm takin' you with me! Wah fuh?! HOLY SHIT! DAMNIT!
Talk Geeky Part 5 - A new beginning by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 Oh yeah? Well... I'm gonna use my super-secret Revivy powers on you! *revive* Take THAT you over-grown toaster! BOOYA! Oh fuck off.
Talk Geek Part 6 by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 GASP! You've been cheating on me with the next-door neighbor! I...I can explain! Really, I can! You FLOOZY! I'm getting a DELL! Wait... COME BAAAACK!
Talk Geeky Part 7 by pumpkinkiller7-09-03 *sob* BAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I can't believe my computer cheated on me... with my next door neighbor! *sob* BAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *sniff* Thanks for listening Mr. Snuffles. BAAAAAH!
Talk Geeky Part 8 by pumpkinkiller7-10-03 Will you be my new computer? What?! I need someone to hold me durning all those lonely nights... What are you on and where can I get some?
Talk Geeky part 9 by pumpkinkiller7-10-03 I'm not talking to you! Go away! Listen... I'm sorry about cheating on you and... I'll never do it again. Okay? You really mean it? ... Yeah. You forgive me? And they all lived happily ever after (kinda). ... Sure. It's great to have you ba... DAMNIT! *reboot*
Talk Geeky 2 - Compy's Revenge Part 1 by pumpkinkiller7-10-03 One fine day... Yeah. He's over there making out with his computer. Can you tell me where to find Roger Stevens? Nope, not quite. Just a little bit further buddy. Dude! Are you from Publisher's Clearing House? Where's Ed McMahon? ...
Talk Geeky 2: Compy's Revenge Part 2 by pumpkinkiller7-10-03 You sent someone to KILL me didn't you Compy?! DIDN'T YOU?! Who... me? Now why would I do that? [/sarcasm] Heeheehee. I found him Compy. Oh Jesus... GO GET 'EM BUTCH!!!
Talk Geeky 2: Compy's Revenge Part 3 by pumpkinkiller7-11-03 Can't sleep... computer will eat me... Roger? Is that you? Some guy was looking for you. GAH! NOOOOOOOO! Don't let Compy and his hellspawned minions eat meeeeeeeeeeeeee! Dude. You have got some SERIOUS issues.
Talk Geeky 2: Compy's Revenge Part 4 by pumpkinkiller7-18-03 *whimper* *sob* DUDE! Get a grip! Your computer is NOT going to kill you! H...how do you know? 'cuz I'm gonna kill you first. GAH! Hey! Just kidding!
Interlude with Satan and Squirrel by pumpkinkiller7-20-03 Damn you squirrel. You best me in evil! !!!