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by randomstalker
7-10-05
Linsey meets Tasha.
hey, you!
...
yeahhh... what?
And just like that, a hideous transformation occurred...
I can morph into really random things!
No, really?

 

by randomstalker
7-10-05
Arr! I'll kill yer ass!
what the hell, like?
Arr! I'll kill yer ass!
Like, what does this dude want?
Arr! I'll kill yer ass!
He's pretty slow, like..

 

by randomstalker
7-10-05
Arr! I'll kill yer ass!
Peace, man.
Arr! I'll kill yer ass!
Shouldn't we be, like, saving the world, man?
Ah.. I get a kick outta doing that.

 

by randomstalker
7-10-05
Food.. need food.
Hey man! What you doin' in a dustbin, man?
Jesus fuckin' christ.
Wanna come over my house and play? It's just over there.
What I am about to do will make me happy.

 

by randomstalker
7-11-05
Woe is me..
I can't think of anything that could cheer me up.
He was wrong.
I should do that more often.

 

by randomstalker
7-11-05
Bob was sitting on a bench.
When Fred came along.
Hiya sexy! Whatcha doin' tonight then?
Save me Jesus.

 

by randomstalker
7-11-05
Hello, little girl.. I have come. Do you know who I am?
Yes, I do. You're the grim raper, aren't you?
Uh, well, ahh.. not quite, uh..
Oi! You, yeah you! What's this about raping my daughter then, eh? You fookin' want it, eh?

 

by randomstalker
7-11-05
..So he said that she said that he said that she said..
Yeah.. oh yeah.. oh, did he? She WHAT? What a bitch.. yeah..
..that you know the farmer's daughter, yeah.. you know her, she said that he said..
OH! MY! GOD! She didn't.. yeah.. oh yeah, I know..
The blokes have gone. We can talk now.
So getting back to your theory of nuclear, astrophysics, that bit about fusion which I didn't think was completely physically possible..

 

by randomstalker
7-12-05
Whoah, your penis is big.

 

by randomstalker
7-12-05
Benjamin is receiving oral sex.
So.. uh.. is my penis really that small?
Wait, let me find it first.

 

by randomstalker
7-12-05
Well , we made it to venus! I'll go and explore outside, and you stay here and guard the spaceship. Ok?
Well, bye!
Later...
Uh.. Let me in now. Okay, joke's over, let me in. God, my oxygen!
sucker.

 

by randomstalker
7-17-05
So, Mr. President, I understand you've been feeling down lately. Why is this?
Well.. some people have been saying that I'm like a political puppet.
Oh no!! Not at all!
Thank you! I knew that I could count on you to give me a fair, unbiased opinion.
Phew! He's really as stupid as he looks.

 

by randomstalker
8-30-05
Bethany is in her history lesson with her Italian teacher.
So, Bethany, can-a you tell-a me how da Romans died out-a?
..Because they didn't have TVs.
Later..
So it seems the throat was removed with a pencil sharpener?
Yeah. Weird, huh?

 

by randomstalker
8-30-05
After much research, I now know the answer to "what is the most intelligent country on Earth?"
Me and my lab assisstants have concluded that it is the USA that has the highest intelligence quota!
Actual George Bush Quote, Sept 2002
So what do you feel about this, Mr. President?
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. Uh - Yeah.

 

by randomstalker
8-31-05
Sorry dad..
Sorry isn't good enough. What you did was very, very naughty.
I don't understand what's so bad, dad..
You just shouldn't use that kind of language! If you do, you'll become a drunken hooligan coming in at 3 in the morning, yelling and singing!
Like you were, dad?
Shut the fuck up, you little arrogant sonuvabitch!

 

by randomstalker
8-31-05
..yeah, I used the f-word, the b-word, the c-word and the q-word.
That's bad, son. Very bad. Your mother was extremely upset.
Ok, dad. I'm really sorry, it won't happen again.
Good. I should hope so.
Q-word?

 

by randomstalker
8-31-05
I've gotta find out what the hell the q-word is! Maybe Martha knows, it was her Jimmy swore at..
MARTHA!!! OH, MARTHA!!! WHERE ARE YOU??
Yeah, what the quock do you want?
The fuck.

 

by randomstalker
8-31-05
Dad is in the bar with his mates, telling jokes and generally showing off.
..so she goes, "no, it's actually my ass!
Ah-HAHAHAHA! God oh God, stop it, you're making my ribs hurt!
Hmm.. now is probably the time to show off the new swear-word I learnt.
HAHAHA! Oh, God..
Quock!
What the fuck are you on about, you loony?

 

by randomstalker
9-01-05
God, I haven't had a wank for three weeks! I must have one, but I can't let my wife or 8-year old daughter see me!
John is in the toilet at his home, sadly neglected by his wife (the toilet, not him).
God, this bog's horrible! Piss, soiled toilet paper and semen everywhere!
Semen?

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