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by rivalkid505
4-18-08
Hey there kid, what's up?
Whatever. You suck, b****.
HEY! You rotten little kid!
Will you ever shut your mouth?
SHUT IT! Anyway, what are you doing here?
I'm a kid. I can do whatever I want.

 

by rivalkid505
4-18-08
HEY! Nerd Kid! How was school?
Why the heck does this stranger always talks to me!
Was it great? Was it boring? I wanna know!
Uhhh... it was... umm.. great! Now I need to go. BYE!
So, how was your first walk home by yourself?
It was fun, mom. A little weird.

 

by rivalkid505
4-18-08
I DESERVE TO BECOME AN AMERICAN!
Oh, yes you do, stranger from Europe.
Shoot...This is so embarrassing. I better get home.
Your not even from Europe, your from Australia, you liar.
Dude, your idea didn't work. I would like to hang up on you... right now.
WAIT I FORGOT TO- and you hang up.

 

by rivalkid505
4-18-08
This stranger in my apartment is pretty weird.
Really? Later, walk me home but first, I wanna see the stranger. I think I can fix your little problem.
So... are you sure this will work?
Yes, of course! I help lots of people and it works.
LOOK! Where's nerd kid, little girl? Where is he? I wanna know. *Pretends to do the evil laugh* TELL ME!!!!
Holy s***. This is the first time my secret won't work.

 

by rivalkid505
4-19-08
As you see, it is the end of the world.
It's the end of the world. Everyone has to die. See ya in heaven, dude.
Ok... I might be going to hell. Can't you see I'm from JERK CITY!! You f***ing guy! You betrayed me.
5 hours later....
YES! Finally! HEAVEN... I am so bored. I'm such a b****.
I AM GOD. PRAY, IF YOU'RE BORED. I BLESS YOU!!!!
In hell....
This is hell... it's so... so hot in here. But I don't care, there's lots of damn hot grandmas in here.
Hell there, dear. How are you?

 

by rivalkid505
4-19-08
Christmas in a Iraq...
CHRISTMAS!!!! LET'S SING A CHRISTMAS CAROL!
OK! LET'S SING... JINGLE BOMBS!
Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, I have a nasty plan for christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B,
thats when he got shot in the a** by the U.S. millitary.
Ohhh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see, where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me,
Ohhh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs, U.S. soldiers shot him dead, the only thing that he has left is this towel up on his head.

 

by rivalkid505
4-20-08
Later...
My turn. I wanna sing too.
Ok but - nevermind. Let's get back to SINGING!! (coughs) I used to be a man, but everytime I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.
His bombing days are done. He needs to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.
Ohhh... Jingle bombs, jingle bombs, I think got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm short or I'll kill you! I KILL YOU!!!
Finally finished the song...
WOW!! That was great! Can I have your autograph? PLEASE!?!?
Yea sure... but I don't know you. And how did you know that song? I don't put them in youtube or something. Your drunk, you can't sing! Oh-yeah, and plus, I'm not a celebrity. Not gonna sign the book.

 

by rivalkid505
5-17-08
So, how'd it go?
Well... it didn't work out properly.
3 hours later...
Oh men! I gotta find a person to help me.
Honey!!!! Dinner time!
10 seconds later...
THAT'S IT! My mom will help me!
Get down here right away! Or you'll be f***ing grounded, b****!

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