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by rsauosci
11-11-04
Hey Nick, how did your date go last night?
Oh man Craig, I think i'm in love it was great!
Man it sounds like you had a good time why do you seem so down?
Well she was everything I ever wanted; she was beutiful, funny and smart. Her parents were awesome and her dog loves me.
She voted republican didnt she?
Theres just some things you cant turn back from.

 

by rsauosci
11-12-04
So Arafat died the other day.
Yep.
Bush is optimistic about the chance to finally usher in a peaceful resolution to the half century long conflict.
Yeah, it says here that Prime Minister Blair will be working with him.
5 months later.... "WOW CHECK THIS OUT!"
What, Did Bush actually manage to negotiate an effective treaty with the Islamic state?
Matter of fact he did. It also says here that Strom Thurman has has miraculously risen from the dead and he appears to be rallying for the rights of african americans in the southern states.

 

by rsauosci
11-26-04
I am here LIVE tonight to regretfully inform you that I will be stepping down as anchorman at CBS News. Furthermore, I would also like to add That President Bush is not only a COWARD and a DESERTER
but he is also a pussy ass cock basket that deserves nothing less then our extreme contempt.
In saying this I would like to challenge George Bush and his lap monkey Dick Cheaney to a 2 on 1, no holds bard, Cage Match this Friday night at Madison Square Gardens!
To all you Bitches and dirty ass Tricks out in 313 this is Dan Rather Signing off.

 

by rsauosci
12-12-04
Yeah, so im not doing too well in my classes this semester, it's really stressing me out.
Well, a man once said "tread lightly because you never know when you'll find the deep end".
A man said that? What man said that? Seriously, you cant just make up arbitrary quotes from a person who doesnt even exist.
I highly doubt you are in the position to give out intellectual criticism.
See! This is why nobody likes you; shit like this.
Whats that? I'm sorry I dont speak MORON.

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