All comics by samph

 

by samph
3-05-08
Caspian Books 8:80 AM
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR ENERGON CUBES?
We don't sell energon cubes.
WHAT KIND OF A BOOKSTORE IS THIS?
Fucking robuts.

 

by samph
3-06-08
SO I AM AT THIS BOOKSTORE AND I ASK THE GUY WHERE THE CUBES ARE. HE TELLS ME THEY DO NOT CARRY THEM.
YOU MEAN THEY RAN OUT?
THEY DO NOT SELL THEM EVER. AND THEY CALL THEMSELVES A BOOKSTORE.
THERE HAD OUGHT TO BE A LAW.
FUCKING HUMANS
I AM AWARE, CORRECT?

 

by samph
3-07-08
X-13's clandestine robot factory
Do you mind if I ask what's going on with this killer-robot factory?
I AM ONLY TOO HAPPY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. BUT FIRST I MUST WARN YOU TO HAVE A LOOK BEHIND YOU.
Huh?
DESTROY! DESTROY!
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH I WILL BE FEEDING BACON TO MY PROGENY THIS DAY.

 

by samph
3-10-08
SARAH CONNOR?
Yes?
I AM PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU QUALIFY FOR OUR VOLENTARY STERILIZATION INCENTIVE PROGRAM. I AM AUTHORIZED TO OFFER YOU $100 FOR SUBMITTING TO A HYSTERECTOMY.
Go away.
HOW ABOUT $20 TO NAME YOUR MALE OFFSPRING ANYTHING BUT JOHN?

 

by samph
6-14-09
"You see that girl over there?"
Who her?
"Yeah. The other day I saw her making out with two dudes and a chick."
Well it goes to show...
Goth chicks are by and large bi and large.

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