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by satansdik
12-14-03
And on that fateful day, it slowly became clear...
*crying*
ruff!
It became clear to Redrum the Robot just exactly what Foofie the Wonderdog wanted...
But that guy...he's just *standing* there!
ruff! ruff!! RUFF!!!
Zombies are scary.
*sigh* You were right. He was a zombie. *sigh*
ruff.

 

by satansdik
12-14-03
So Jesus makes the call for help...
So, Jesus. I was thinking we could incorporate the Christian and the Catholic beliefs into one...
Must save myself...
...must...
...KILL...
And so yet another victim is silenced...
...Jesus? Why does this angel look like he's going to kill me exactly?
YOU WILL DIE, NON BELIEVER!! FEEL THE WRATH OF A HIPPOCRITICAL GOD!!!

 

by satansdik
12-14-03
Day one.
Hey Kristen! You should make a comic here, 'cause it's cool!
...
Many years later.
...
Finally, the decision.
...I don't think I will...I can't get into these sites...

 

by satansdik
12-16-03
Lalalala...women are evil...lalalala
Hey! Jesus! How are you doing today?
GAHHHHHHH! A WOMAN! YOU HEATHEN, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, YOU SINNER! REPENT!
...?
think happy thoughts...think happy thoughts...
I'd show you my tits, but i can't take my shirt off. Nice loincloth, by the way...

 

by satansdik
12-24-03
The attempt.
Hey little girl, thanks for coming back to my hotel room...you want some candy?
Does that mean we are going to have sex? Then yes. Yes I do.
Confusion.
...
Well? Hop to it, man!
The money shot.
...I am in heaven...
So...should I get naked now, or what?

 

by satansdik
12-26-03
The Thesis.
So I got my first apparent compliment from another SC artist today.
*slurping noises, varied grunts of delight*
The Hypothesis.
And I'm trying to decide what's better...a swelled head, or a slobbed one.
*slurping noises, varied squeals of desire*
C'est Fin.
*look of supreme pleasure, twitching slightly*
*glug, glug, glug*

 

by satansdik
12-26-03
...and because we have been illegally watching your file sharing activities for quite some time now, we know you have EXACTLY 1313 .mp3 music files on your computer. Please consider this...
...
...your ONLY warning on the matter. Cease and desist all file sharing immediately, and remove the files in question from your computer. If you do not do so, you will incur a ridiculously large fee..
...
...which will be determined by us (RIAA), using an obscure math formulae from the 6th century. Furthermore...
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by satansdik
12-26-03
The Query.
Hmmm...I wonder how long it will take for RIAA to come knocking on my Canadian door for downloading all this copywritten material...
Waiting...
...
Oh, The Apathy.
Wait, why do I care again? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by satansdik
12-26-03
More Illegality.
I can't wait for this to be finished! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!
*downloading: Maximum Overdrive - The Director's Cut*
The Time Has Come.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* Hey! Open up! We know you're in there!!!
Okay, okay...jeeze...COMING!
Yes. They Are That Stupid.
Yes, I'm looking for...Uhhhh...Why are you hammering a nail into your skull?
Oh, I figured you were from RIAA, so I wanted to get onto the same wave length as you...Would you like a nail?

 

by satansdik
12-27-03
Rock.
Hey! What the fuck are you doing here?? This is MY birthday, fatso!
Uhhh...actually, this is Christmas. You know, presents, good cheer and all that?
Paper.
Yeah, I know...My Birthday is on CHRISTmas. The whole fucking day is named after me! That's why it's called CHRISTmas...jeeze...
"Your birthday"? The cult you lead with your father stole this holiday from a pagan religion and fooled everyone into thinking that with the story you had one of your patsies write...
Victory.
*crying noises* It's not true!...It's not true...*sobbing*
And that book really sucked ass too...Ho Ho Ho!

 

by satansdik
12-30-03
Bait.
Indeed sir, you are right. I am from RIAA, and I'm here to give you a tab for all the downloaded music you have.
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA...
Bait.
Ummm...why are you laughing? Do you realize how serious this is? With 1314 ILLEGAL files on your computer, that comes to...
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA...
And Switch.
...roughly $1,000,000 American dollars...wait. You don't seem to care...do you?
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA...No. No I don't.

 

by satansdik
12-30-03
Clue #1. Did You catch it?
Damnit, why aren't you taking this seriously?? You should take responsibility for...
Wait. You're right. I should be taking responsibility for my actions. Can I invite you in to talk aboot this?
*straightens tie* Yes...yes I think we should sit down and talk...but...one request?
Sure...
Could you take that nail out of your head? It's kind of making me queasy...And also, please stop threatening yourself with that hammer...that's just wierd.
Yeah, I guess we're on roughly the same wave length now...

 

by satansdik
12-30-03
Okay, there we go. The nail has been removed. The dining room is just down to your right...
*phew* Good. And thanks once again for talking with me about this...
Clue #2. A Little More Obvious.
*suppressed giggle* Sure, no problem. Say, do you want something to drink? Something to eat, poutine perhaps?
No thanks, I'm fine. I just ate at a Jack In The Box on the way here...
Oh, sorry about that...I should have warned you. Stripcreator doesn't have very many room backgrounds, so I had to paint my dining room like a battle field. Sure you don't want any food?
FOR THE LOVEOF GOD, WHAT IS THIS??!!!

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