All comics by scardycrow

 

if you were trapped on a desert island... by scardycrow 5-24-05
somewhere in the pacific: ...just pennies a day could feed a whole village of starving children why would kids want to eat pennies?	...if you call now we'll throw in this exclusive T-Shirt featuring the face of a starving child that you could say you helped orsomething i mean you'd think they'd want like a hot dog or some ice cream	...act now or we'll personally send out mercinaries to collect your flesh to feed the children jerry lewis and sally struthers could feed an entire village

 

schrooming in school by scardycrow 5-24-05
see kevin shroom dude. you got the shrooms? right here in my mouth!	shroom kevin shroom aw man you said you'd sell me some..shit Mr. Dinkles is coming back	are you freaking out i'm freaking out are you feeling alright today kevin? iS thAt you Mr. Dinkles??? i think i spontaneously combusted

 

duncan pumpkin's first date by scardycrow 5-24-05
@ la eateria ok. ok. its just a date. no big deal. ok i got my candle lit, my face is carved...oh shit i forgot to shower	get your Mac on uh oh here she comes now.. system powering up. enter username & password	guess its love at first megabyte? terrible... hey its me duncan i know we just met but i feel like i've known you forever, can you believe it all started in a chat room? loading...processing...a fatal error has occurred

 

church+drunk=chunk by scardycrow 5-24-05
yes, how may i help you my son	a #2 w/a coke	CHOP CHOP! you'd expect this kinda shit at Arby's but i had more faith in you

 

buy the ticket, take the ride by scardycrow 5-24-05
magic fun land is prohibited to minors & miners magic fun land is great and all but... yeah. the colors hurt my brains.	holy shit, thats us over there wow. hey do you wanna split a pack of cigs, i'm tryin to quit	god i'm getting SO fat is this pointless enough yet?

 

robot road trip by scardycrow 5-24-05
11:34AM MUST EVACUATE LIQUIDS SERIOUSLY	11:41AM PP TIME C'MON, WHAT ARE YOU TWEASING YOUR BUTTHAIRS?	12:01PM TOO LATE... pish tosh, if you had to go that bad you shouldve done it when we stopped at the gas station

 

to quit or not to quit. probably the latter. by scardycrow 5-26-05
suck my butt cmon man suck it suck my butt you know you want to	hmm...i donno i really should quit i said i was gonna, and if i say i'm gonna i'm gonna damn it! on the other hand..	get that sweet ass over here! mmm cancery

 

is that a guitar in your pants? by scardycrow 5-26-05
god i'm so fat no one will ever love me	even if i scrape out my seeds even if i carve a new face	i'll never find a -- GITAH SOLO! ner ner ner neer gneeereareear deenenerneenener wahwah wah dun dun dududun

 

Arbisized by scardycrow 5-29-05
helloooooo and weclome to Arby's, how may i take your orderves? dude you dont work here	and wood you like that Arbisized? thats not even a real option assface	for here or to go? ugh...to go

 

if only real cops were like fake cops by scardycrow 6-02-05
you are hereby banished from magic fun land for tresspassing on private property woah woah is that a ticket youre writing?	no. its a list of things i want from the grocery store...	eggs, milk, bread, those little gem donuts... oh, youre serious

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