The Curse of the Egyptian Table by shane_claire10-25-09 HONEY! I'm home! Who the blazes are you? I'm...your neighbour. You live next door. Please leave. Sorry about that. Hey, nice egyptian table. We've got one just like it. Yes, yes. Just don't touch it on your way out, please and thank you.
Graveyard Mix-Up by shane_claire10-28-09 Trina...how I miss you... OMG what's up Larry? I came back from the dead for one last screw! one hour later... later dude... shit, that's the last time I drop acid and go to my girlfriend's grave...
MILFail by shane_claire11-04-09 Hi Billy. Peter's not home right now. I actually came to see you, Mrs. Anderson.
Block Parent Adventures #1 by shane_claire11-08-09 This creep's been following me all afternoon... Hi. Are you a block parent? I certainly am young man. Come in and have dinner with me and my nephew. You'll be safe here. Oh...hi...uh, what's for dinner?