All comics by squishy

 

At the UN Delegation of Island Nations by squishy 5-23-03
Hello, I am the Delegate from Tonga. Good evening, I'm the representative of Chad.		Wait a minute. Chad isn't an island. It is now. We dug a moat around it.

 

At the UN Delegation of Island Nations (part 2) by squishy 5-23-03
Just because you dig a channel around your country doesn't make it an island. My Iceland, now THAT'S an island. Look, we've detached Chad from the earth's crust. We can pick it up with a crane and drop it into the middle of the Atlantic if you'd like. Would that make you happy?	As a matter of fact, it would. OK, GUYS, LET 'ER RIP!	SPLASH!

 

A Rebus by squishy 8-07-03

 

Brought to you by Sprint by squishy 1-28-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?	Sure! I'll be right over!	By the way, you really need a new cell phone carrier. It sounded like you'd said "snickerdoodles." Can you hear me now?

 

Meanwhile, in Iraq (part 1) by squishy 7-05-04
Hendrick, I need you to go on a special mission tonight. I need you to take a chopper and fly over Baghdad as low as you can.	Yes sir! I can do it, sir. And I need you to do it in complete darkness.	Later that night... *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*

 

Sympathetic Magic by squishy 3-22-05
You know why President Bush and Congressional Republicans are fighting so hard to keep Terri Schiavo alive?	Think about it. These are the people who go home each night and masturbate to life-sized posters of Ronald Reagan.	She and he are intellectually undistinguishable. You kill her, you're killing him too.

 

Ooooooh, Shiny by squishy 6-17-08

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