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by the_shibby
7-10-03
deep within a prison, we find jesus, and smokey, to tell us about smoking
hi kids. i'm jesus, and i'm here with mr. smokey mcbutt, and we're here to tell you about smoking
thats right kids, smoking may harm you, and prolly will make you cool, but at least cigarettes are legal
the discussin continues
yep, smoking will make you feel relaxed, and calm. its great, i've been on this cross forever, but whenever i have a cigarette,the time seems to just slide by
and dont listen to those anoying truth people, they're crazy, they smoke the pot, thats why they're soo insane, with there antics, and such
now rememeber, TRUTH = BAD, CIGARETTES = GOOD
thats right jesus!

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
the shibby walks out of his home, to meet jake, his homocidal buddy
hey jake, whats up?
nothin much, just about to go hitchike and maybe kill a few people
oh yeah, thats cool, i was just gonna go mess around with some fireworks.
oh yeah....good luck with all that, and remember, dont burn yourself.
each run off to do there own thing, more comming in part 2
later
adios

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
shibby, hard at work in the lab in his basement, because he got bored with fireworks
hmmm, now i gotta do is find a place to blow up this sucker
meanwhile, jake picks up some help, after catchin his first victim
i must kill, kill kill kill!!!!!!
yess follow me my furry friend!
and the destructive rampage of death and laughter began. more to come
DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!
NUTS NUTS NUTS!!!!!!

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
shibby has now found a place to try out his new bomb
hehe, now lets light this sumbitch
and the rocket flies!!!
devastation?
the only thing bad about what just happend is the fact that you survived
hey man, your bomb messed up my groove

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
the conclusion.
so jake how was yur day?
twas good, i met a squrrel, but i killed him eventually, he kept rambling on about nuts
shibby, leaves his friend in hell, and goes out some more
hey, nice shoes...wanna fuck?
WHAT!!!!!!!
as you can see it all worked out for shibby, after destroyin his city, with his luck, he makes it home with a girl, using one of his clever lines. anyways, bye bye, till next time, be shibby

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
now the shibby takes out the trash
today my friends i'd like to talk to you about a gaming server, that has been soo good to me, known as "thesillyzone" this server has gone down, partly because of people like this guy.
rawwwrrrrr.....i am r007, i steal sillyzone files, and claim them as my own
DIE LAMER!!!
ooffff, ouch, aaaaarrrggggeeeee
20 mins later
and you see kids, that is why we dont steal.....why are you here???
i'm just here to help your unfriendly groove

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
and the beat knick follows
hey man wait up....
go away, i'm protesting stupid people
hey man...what ya doin?
i'm protesting stupid people, and judging by the fact that you're still here, its not working
why dont you quit that and we can go read some poetry and drink coffee
.....i hate you.

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
hello everybody, my name is cronus, i'm here to interview brad pitt. enough of the intro, brad, what do you think about weight lifting?
self improvement is masturbation.
ok, well, onto the next question, what would you say to me if i a said, i have trouble showering:
use soap.
well thats the end of my show, and i fear that shibby will have jake kill me if we dont get good reviews. thank you to my guest brad pitt, be sure to look for him in his movies. bye
you are not your job, you arnt your fuckin kahkis......

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
what the fuck???
hello, my name is mindy, welcome
my name is lucy, welcome to the asian funhouse
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh it burns it burns
no, no please, aaaarrgggggg
and the day is saved, by shibby and jake!!!
ya see jake, that is why you always lock your door, otherwise shit like this will happen.
word.

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
hey cronus, i saw yur show the other day.
oh god, he's mad, stay cool, be cool....be the cronus!!!
hey are you there???
arg, gotta say somthin, botta stay cool!!!
oh please dont kill me, dear god let me live, the show can be better, please!!!!!
whoa whoa, dont worry, i'm not gonna kill you, i was just gonna ask you about brad

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
clear some things up
hey there, i'd just like to say, on behalf of this little comic, that i am in no way, prejeduce, or aposed to asians, or beatnicks, or jesus, its all done it jest, and good fun.
right lucy?
yes, thats right, we have been treated with nothin but respect
sad but true
i wonder how much we'll get paid?
ha the numbnut will prolly try to bribe us off with pocky and dbz cards

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
hey jake, whats happenin man?
you have 3 seconds.....
3 seconds later
hey man, you spattered my grove
that'll teach ya.
stupid beatnick!!!

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
hey hey, everybody, welcome back, and now i'd like to introduce, our friend, SHIBBY!!!!!!
HIYA
hey shibby, did ya hear the one about the annoying beatnick???
yeah, jake killed him, so what?
damnit!!!!! you ruined my joke!!!!
well its funny now

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
and now for no reason, dancing dogs!!!!!
arf arf, arf, arf arf
arf arf, arf, arf arf
ok, i've had enough!!!!, get em jake!!!
good job jake, good job.....
arf???
howl!!!!

 

by the_shibby
7-11-03
and now comming up next, "who wants to marry a millionaire
????
channel changed to mtv
and now, extreme road rules european challange!!!!
what?
coming up next on mtv, tom green fucks his dead aunt!!!!
ok....i'm not watchin tv for a while

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