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by trogo
6-29-05
ping pong ping pong ping pong
how
as the 1st of july approaches, lets all give a big cheer for ethnicity
my fader, cheif autoparts is having a discount sale on his front lawn in celebration of when the white man drove us out and forced us to survive on dog turds and lysol
lets keep growing, and keep the spirit of culture strong
also, if you run into my cousin jim, tell him he owes me 10 bucks still from when i gave him a loner for the VLT's. Its my turn to get drunk and the pogey check isnt till the end of the month...

 

by trogo
6-29-05
what the hey? who let the red skin out? its not friday
na nun tut tut huff puff igloo
oh man, now its talking. good thing i spotted it or it could have blended in with the cow shit
hey, can you spare some change for the bus, i have a job interview in 10 minutes
get back in your hole you filthy ape, dont make me use my superior genetics to force you
point taken white man, im on my way. Besides it looks like broder twoshitts is done with the paper bag. peace be with you and may your race die slowly and painfully

 

by trogo
6-29-05
ummm hey, excuse me
...!
yeah, i was just wondering if you have change for a ten, the old lady really has my balls to the wall about the laundry
i wanna teddy bear, and a pony, and a train set...
thanks for nothin' you little snot. Tell me when your mom is pregnant next time so i can punch her in the stomach
bye santa, say hi to the Kiebler elves for me!

 

by trogo
6-29-05
hey, you look deep in thought. Whats on your mind?
have you ever wondered if time in constant to every living thing. I mean what if a humming bird see's time slower, and thats why it can flap its wings so fast
gee...
and when do fish sleep? and whats with guys who have long hair? can people with sex changes have babies?
fuck this and fuck you. ive had better conversations with my stuffed cat. im gunna go overdose on advil now and videotape it. God bless...

 

by trogo
6-30-05
hey baby, guess who's actually a man.
thats disgusting.
so leth go to your place tho I can pound that thweet ass of yours
sweet crispy jesus!
500 bucks
SCORE!

 

by trogo
6-30-05
up next, its the power rangers
i hate this show, think i'll change the channel before i clean the piss off my bead
power rangers power rangers, yeah yeah yeah, go go, eat my shit yeah
yeah, power up my ass, spray it out as gas, could rip off your dick 'cause im so mother fucking fast, yeah
booooring

 

by trogo
6-30-05
scally doop doop baby, whats the time? my brotha like no otha
yeah, its noon
can you dig it? dig deep bro, dig deep. Take a deep breath.
!
smells like fart doesnt it?
ive killed for less

 

by trogo
6-30-05
uh, hey man, you dont happen to have any spare underwear?
disobidiant little snot...why does your dong hang to the right?
i lost a testicle in 'nam, so about that gonch...
do i look like an underwear salesman to you?
well yeah, kinda
just checking, that'll be 10 bucks please

 

by trogo
6-30-05
ok son, just stay there until the nice man takes you away
but wont they take me to the dump?
of course, thats where trash belongs
this is what i get for not feeding the dog?
now your gone im gunna have sex with your mother, im gunna hit it son, hit that shit yo!

 

by trogo
7-01-05
you know, im getting real sick and tired of your constant Spick spatter
who are you?
dont play sexy with me your highness. I'll cut your nipples off and use them as contact lenses.
your cute.
oh hey, your left nut is showing
yeah, the other two fill the shorts

 

by trogo
7-04-05
so you think he's dead or what?
i hope so
kinda looks like a starfish
so yeah, this was fun. Can i go now?
i think i'll have my way with him
what happened to his tail?

 

by trogo
7-04-05
what the shit?
i wanna see your bush
what? what for?
im a fairy and thats what fairy's do, we look at peoples genitallia.
can we look at my cat's too?

 

by trogo
7-04-05
one day miguel the dirty mexican decided to buy groceries for his mom which he still lived with, even though he's 28.
dum de dum dum..
nothing out of the ordinary here
but miguel soon realised that he had no money and never did, because he never had a job. keeping constant with a common steriotype, miguel decided to steal a wallet
i think i stepped in dog shit
no wait, that just the color of my foot
so the moral of the story is: being mexican will never be cool, because they are so poor ass.
this walk is hurting my lazy knees
i should have taken the donkey

 

by trogo
7-04-05
sorry i didnt do the dishes before i went to work today
i was held up by the massive shit i had to take this morning. Seriously man it was massive, i left the toilet unflushed so you could marvel in its glory
i think i need a new roomate

 

by trogo
7-04-05
hey guy, happy Canada day
Whats Canada?
Canada is... its hard to describe, sort of like an emotion
can you use it in a sentance?
"i returned a movie and felt very Canada"
the more you know!

 

by trogo
7-05-05
lets see here, i need an idea for a comic strip...
2 hours later
mexicans, hah hah...i dont get it
the next day...
oh shit, i think i pooped my pants a little on that fart

 

by trogo
7-05-05
dum do dee dee...
umm, hey superman
yes my son?
so are you like a jedi? can you move objects using the force? can i call you Joda?
what did he say?
he just asked me "how do keep a moron in suspense?" then he walked away

 

by trogo
7-07-05
... can i help you?
did you watch fashion television last night? i cant believe the design that amilio havanna created, he's so edgy
who are you and why are you in my house at 2:30 in the morning?
oh your so precious! i just moved into your basement, i baked some cookies if your hungry
ok then, well im just gunna call the police...
oh dont be a silly goose. do you watch gilmore girls? its on now if you want to cuddle and talk about our feelings on the matter

 

by trogo
7-07-05
man what the shit is this?
Malkovich!
who cares about john fucking malkovich? why the fuck would they make a movie about some shitty ass actor?
Malkovich!
Malkovich!
im done man, done. john malkovich, why not being dana carvey? or being bruce campbell? damn, i got so worked up i just shit myself. fucking malkovich

 

by trogo
7-07-05
hey.... hey! wake up nigga we got some shit to do!
its christmas bitch! get your shit together we need to go to the elven concentration camp
fuck christmas man, tell santa if he wants me to work for his ass he can come here and choke on my elven candy cane
uh oh, santa hears all, your in deep...
SHIIIIT!

 

by trogo
7-07-05
*hic*
hey... hey you!
me?
yeah, give me a sip of that or i'll fuckin kill you
*hic* sorry man im not allowed to be within 100 meters of wildlife ever since they caught me pantless at the zoo throwing baby zebra's and feces at children *hic*
you bitch

 

by trogo
7-07-05
there are many theories of why the dinosaurs went extinct
oooh yeah!
quit moving so much, spilling my damn coffee, bitch
some say it was a meteor, some say an ice age
dont call me names when we are making love, john
shut your face and take it like a slut, ronald
but to me its fairly obvious that its because they all went homo, thats right kids, dinosaurs were fags!
i should shit on your dick
you pull that shit and i'll fuckin stab you. talk like that and you wont get a reach around you asshole

 

by trogo
7-09-05
and in todays advice section, we have angela writing in to ask:why does my boyfriend allways want me to masturbate in front of him?i want to just have sex, but he would rather watch, what should i do?
gee, the news is really streaching for interesting topics these days
ken writes in: "perhaps he just enjoys the way he masturbates instead of real sex"
who are these people who ask and respond to these questions?
and larry writes in: you should bring some mayonnaise into the bedroom and spread it all over him, that induces most men i know into sex
i think im gunna take a shower for 3 hours now, i must reak like mayonnaise...

 

by trogo
7-14-05
Ok guy, your a tough sell, i'll give you 20 bucks for the stuff you are about to create
how did you get into my bathroom?
i live here, dont change the subject brotha. you have something i want and i have money
i have poo, which is about to go into the toilet
exactly, 20 bucks for yer poo
sorry, i need it. what else am i suppose to spread on my toast?

 

by trogo
7-14-05
forgive me father for i have sinned
do i look like a priest to you?
i stayed up all night listening to AC/DC hopped up on acid. then i shat my pants and painted my walls with it
oh dear, well bad acid trips happen to us all my son
im also masturbating as we speak
i know...thats why im talking to you

 

by trogo
7-19-05
you suck, i hope you die a trillion times and burn in hell and have AIDS infested underwear rubbed in your nose
i didnt know people got so worked up in the forum reviews
if you think you can waltz on here and make a comic, you are mistaken you peice of dog shit, fuck you for trying!
i wonder the caliber of comics these reviewers are making...
upon inspection of the reviewers comics:
Dogmans mom is a bitch!
im in way over my head

 

by trogo
7-19-05
what the shit is this? i havent been at my computer for days?
you have 459 instant messages
doesnt my status say away?
well you could be away, but you could also have just set your status to away
even if that is the case, why are these people still talking to me? either way im not going to respond
tell your mom to stop complaining about her asthma or else your gunna give an instant message to her colon from your boot

 

by trogo
8-25-05
ok, its very simple. all i need you to do is open this media file without taking three years
how about i shine your shoes while im at it?
dont give me lip, i'll throw you back in the trash where i found you
maybe id be happier with the seagulls and drunken indians
ok then, how about email? can i check my email without crashing the system
that really depends, how much money do you have?

 

by trogo
8-25-05
You cheap camping motherless bastard! shit im so mad i soiled myself
maybe you should take a break from these FPS games
...take..a...break?
well you've been playing for 9 hours now, and honsetly, you are starting to stink and you need to cut your fingernails, i feel like im being prodded
im not wearing this catheter for nothing, now load the next level, bitch!
dear god...

 

by trogo
8-25-05
allow me to introduce my new state of the art computer, so powerful it eats kittens!!
meow
so obidiant and great, i can't even gaze upon its marvellous wonder
I REQUIRE FRESH GOATS BLOOD, I MUST TASTE FLESH
the babes are gunna be so turned on when they see this they'll spray their pants!
...seriously man, some goats blood. or a glass of water, whatever is easiest

 

by trogo
8-25-05
hey man, can we do something else? you need food, lets go to the store.
are you not enjoying this?
ok man, this is a bar. i meant the place where one can purchase food that doesnt have alcohol in it
there are peanuts here, and besides how am i gunna get wasted at a grocery store?
this place smells like urine and vomit. i think id rather go home and watch you try to spin plates on your nipples again
now you tell me! to late man the chicks dig me, put on counterstrike so they can see how good i am

 

by trogo
8-26-05
oh man, i love this song, "i can be your hero baby"
i dont know you
dont be jelous, just because i have the voice of a thousand horny angels
you have the voice of one dying banshee, please dont make me look like a loser when you stand next to me
hey baby, "i can kiss away you paaaaaain". hey! dont walk away, i havent reached the climax!
buddy, you never have and never will.

 

by trogo
8-26-05
hey man, im hungry. you need to seriously think about uploading some eats in me
i dont believe this
believe it pal, i dont slave away showing you porn all day on an empty stomach
listen to this, "mr. matthews, you are a possible ten million dollar winner!" shit man im rich!!!
matthews? that isnt your last name... and besides those are just a scam...
what will i do first? quick we have to hire hitmen on my greedy relatives. then we go to mexico, viva las mexico mon frere!!

 

by trogo
8-26-05
ok man dig it, i need money and the world needs my skills
what skills? the only skills you've ever shown is speed when you outran that pissed squirrel after whipping an acorn at him
i hold hats on my head well. plus i built you from scratch
true, but you have no idea how to use me, you know i can do other things besides porn and games
...really?
no, im just messing with you man. hah, had you going though

 

by trogo
8-27-05
i think i've figured it out, my genious cant be wasted in this household, i must spread my knowledge
what now...
i think im ready to have a child, for my son shall aquire all the wisdom in the world with me as his mentor
are these perscription drugs you take? if so give me some
all that is left is conception. that should be easy, ive already shaved my nuts, girls like shaved nuts you know
good god, if i could puke id be spraying the walls

 

by trogo
8-27-05
hey cookie tits, how would you like the honor of bearing my first child?
get lost loser, id rather have sex with that dead homeless guy over there
... well i guess you can bear my first child, just dont look at me when we do the nasty
buzz off faggot
hey, look at me, im a dying homless man! can we have sex now?
creep

 

by trogo
8-30-05
well i'll be a sack of burning balls, since when can i not spin my penis around like a helicopter at a bus stop?
you did what now?
so, looks like i'll be in here for a while... what was it you did again?
well, i was caught taking a massive dump on some guys lawn
yeah, i hate it when I get caught taking a crap on my neighbours yard, forces me to pinch 'er short
did they cut your balls off too?

 

by trogo
8-30-05
well here we are, welcome to my humble home
this place smells like urine and soggy garbage
hey mac, meet scratch. he's a cat i found in prison. just dont let him spend to much time on you, dont want him looking at "kitty porn", ha ha ha ha
...
is he retarded?
for the sake of humanity, i hope so

 

by trogo
8-31-05
hey there scratch, i bought you some cat food from the grocery store
really??
well, when i say "bought" i mean stole, and when i say "grocery store" i mean dumpster
...oh
bon appetite!
i think im more looking forward to my herpes coming back then i am to eating this

 

by trogo
8-31-05
hey stupid, i just realised i can call you whatever i want and you cant do a damn thing about it. Right dumbass? ha ha, fag face!
what the hell happened to you??
umm, the computer kicked my ass
...dont ask

 

by trogo
9-04-05
ok, listen scratch, i have to tell you something
you know where my balls are??
yeah, ummm, i mistook your litter box for the crapper
you did what now?
thats cold man, cold as mrs. claus's tits

 

by trogo
9-11-05
why chat rooms arent my thing
hey bitch, your a lesbian right? yeah i hope you die of cancer you god hating dike
what? aren't you a lesbian?
kiss my big black lips you man hater, feminists give me gas!
your a jerk you dick
i hope you get salminella from licking all the raw fish. Big kiss, im out!
fuckin' loser

 

by trogo
9-11-05
look at him, disgusting isnt he?
the remains of his putrid shit in his kitty box whafting through the air. Another puke stain on the carpet for all of us to enjoy i see...
his purtid hairballs sticking on the bottom of my feet like glue. The fact i have to look at his brown crusty asshole when he walks away...
can i help you?

 

by trogo
9-19-05
you and me have a lot in common mr. christmas tree
what the fuck you going on about?
well, slim, easy on the eyes, and straight too i might add...
except my ornaments hang under the tree
gross

 

by trogo
9-19-05
hello sir, how would you like a 3 month subscription to cable for free?
no thanks
interested in signing up for sheaw cable?
im sorry no
hello sir, are you interested in sheaw cable?
i have nice tits

 

by trogo
9-19-05
yeah hi, just wondering if you want to get sheaw cable
...
Will you shut the fuck up? i dont care, i dont care you stupid twat. Shut the fuck up and lick on my left nut
fuck this
...and choke on the pube... what? fuck you too fuckfeet!

 

by trogo
9-21-05
hey, what the shitcakes is this noise? get this shit out of here im working
pop ups, sorry man i have to
thats bullshit, im so angry i could sonic shit and have it bounce off the floor and re-enter my ass!
...thats charming

 

by trogo
9-21-05
hey shithead, i need 20 bucks for a testicle implant
cant you see im at work?
what? oh sorry, ok can i book an appointment to see you then?
step into my office
....
...so what the fuck do you want?

 

by trogo
9-22-05
so i said, "shut your gay shit slurping mouth, mom"
you know you really are an asshole man
woh, hold that thought
what the fuck did you just say?
nothing, sorry sir

 

by trogo
10-11-05
hah hah, "my dixie wrecked", get it?
huh?
...heh heh
...
... you're so fucking stupid

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