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by userbits
4-27-14
Zombie Apocalypse Day 6...
What's that?
Looks like the zombies have written us a note.
What does it say?
Dear, Tenant. It has come to our attention you are keeping one or more brains in your unit. Please remove brains from the premises or face eviction. Signed, the Management. BRAAAAAAINS!
Looks like they've got us there, Frank.
I'll get the bone saw.

 

by userbits
4-27-14
Zombie Apocalypse Day 1...
All right, I've nailed all the windows and doors shut.
Great. Hey, have you seen my girlfriend?
...I may have accidentally barricaded her in the bathroom.
...
Agreed.
Well, she had a good run.

 

by userbits
4-27-14
"Dear Frank, by the time you read this, I'll be gone."
...
You're leaving me?
Hmm. I probably should have written a longer letter.
You think?

 

by userbits
5-12-14
Zombie Apocalypse Day 2...
All right, we've got enough bottled water, canned food, toilet paper and condoms for three months.
Great! Wait--what do you need condoms for?
Well, you never know what kind of diseases people have these days.
Right... I guess I'm just wondering 'cause we're the only ones still living, and I'm totally not gay.
Zombie apocalypse follows prison rules.
Huh... Are they lubricated?

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