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by xxausrottenxx
8-27-03
20 years from now
man i leave you guys alone for 5 fuckin minutes, jesus, just look at the place!!!
hey man, look on the bright side, in the midst of this whole 'end of the earth' thing at least people will have me to turn to
tell me about it, im so tense ive been in this same fuckin position for years, id smoke if not for that stick of dynamite i swallowed at that church picnic 5 years ago
ya, those things'll kill you
ya well at least i can still whack off
look at my silly hat

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-27-03
whats up man
jesus...what the hell happened to you
well you know what you told me about that big tank with the thing in it, that looked like cory feldman on pcp, but only have 1 eye, and smelled kinda like formaldyhyde
hhhm, ya i think ive mentioned that once or twice
well theres some good news and some bad news, the good news is he has 2 eyes again, but the bad news is i accidentally got him stuck in my asshole
ya....ya that'll happen

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-27-03
hello there good sir
he dares talk to me, the queen of the robots!!!!
could you spare yourselve for a few moments to help me, i seem to have my nuts cought in some sort of vice, it hurts quite badly and i doubt ill be capable of reproducing after this
ha, foolish mortal, bear the wrath of the robot queen!!!
every second of my life is pain
im fucking stupid!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-27-03
ello there, i once heard that reoccuring characters have a better chance at getting accepted into the mainstream, and to prove my point, look at the following examples
the olsen twins
underneath this smile, im nothing but cardboard and asbestos
i dont even exist
george w bush
they stick things in me
god bless america

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-28-03
hey!! J-DOGG!! whats up my man!
eh....just hangin around
hey thats great, oh man its been what?? like 20 years since i saw you, by the way thanks alot for all your help back then
its what i do
20 years earlier
......so i was just standin there minding my own business when wham! it hit me, the best way to really rake in the dough is to fake your death, but then i realized that i wasnt supposed to really die
oh jesus this guy is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-28-03
the fonz
this is what you people did to me!!!!!
elian gonzales
what?
good ol me!
well hello there little girl, nice day isnt it
nobody loves you

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-28-03
well its the first day of school and already im sick of everyone, you dont believe me, check this out....
franklin regional senior high
duurr duuuh duurrr
heee heee bitches hurrr hurr
durr man this schedule is so confusing, my mommy even put little stars around the classes that i have to take my medicine during
shut up.....shut up right now

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-29-03
god dammit this sucks
why did it have to be me god, i didnt do anything wrong
*sigh*
hey come on my ovaries arent gonna clean themselves

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-29-03
agh im such a stupid looking cartoon character
ya at least your not a fuckin telephone
or a homosexual
or an....oh wait....... hehe dickhead

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-29-03
hey guess what
whats the good word
rudimentary peni sucks balls
thats deep man
your such a douschebag
my mom tried to get me out with a coathanger

 

by xxausrottenxx
8-29-03
....mother fucker....
whoa steve, where the hell have you been
you know that old myth that was like if you stuck your cock in a microwave then tried jacking off your hand would freeze to your wang
ya ya i think i saw that on oprah the other day
this part is supposed to be wity
ya its a long story
its pretty small from the looks of it

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-01-03
you ever get that feeling where you cant think of anything to say, like you ran out of creativity?
oh mr donkey, you just need inspiration
really, like what do i need to inspire me??
your mudda's a sleazebag
*sigh*
ah shit, ok ill get the cream

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-01-03
TEHRES A COKC IN MUH ASS!!!
DNOT FUKIN ASK ME!!!!!
WE BE IN DA MOON MUH BITHC!!! ASDCUNRG
WAHT ABUOT THE COK!!!!!!!!!!
TAHT WAS MUH FINGAZ
FUKCIN SIIIIICKK!!!! BLFVIOSNSFDOISNFGSLDF

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-01-03
id like to apologize
word.
the actions of robb inc. has realized the insanity of the previous comic and have this to make up for it with
i cant breath
(what we have to say)
OMG!! OMG!! I CUT MU DIK OFF AJSOICAMLKDAFJAK!!
OMG OMG!!!! LMAO!!!! IM GNONA DEII!!!!!!!! FUK FUK ADSCNOIUSFL

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-02-03
checkitoutcheckitoutcheckitout checkitoutcheckitout checkitout
......
JEWISH!!!!!!!
checkitoutcheckitoutcheckitout checkitoutcheckitout checkitout
......

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-03-03
hey, i think you shuold give him a chance, he likes you alot
*gurgle*
i said he likes you!!!
bleck
oh forget it....
hehe banana likes me....woo

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-03-03
*sob*
hey man whats wrong?
she really doesnt like me
naw man shes just playing hard to get
but you'll get her for me, wont you buddy!
god i hate my life

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-03-03
(oh god here we go again)....um hey there!!!!
ssshhh!!! if i open my eyes the robots will get me!!!
ya...ok, anyway i just think you should give my buddy a chance, hes kinda a good guy if you get to know him
heh, your act cant fool my robot queen! i know of your past and i can tell you this is one girl you wont be having for breakfast!!
hey lady im not a robot, im 100% human, and im only here for the welfare of my moderately attractive friend
i wonder how big robot cock is??

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-03-03
ok will you....
i bet this is only a trap sent from the robot queen to seduce my frail lil body
....please....
i mean, what else would he be doing talking to someone like me, ha like he has any chance
....shut up!!!
but his persistance is such a turn on

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-03-03
ok wait wait wait, tell me this one thing.....WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!!!!
i love you robot boy!
..im leaving
NO!!!....robot boy....you're all i had
so what did she say??
i think she likes you too

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-03-03
ARE YOU S...S..SERIOUS!!!!!
ya man, in fact she said you should go see her right now!
ok...im gonna go talk to her, wish me luck buddy
good luck man (wow im an asshole)
what do you mean robot?.......robot queen?.....anal probe?.....AGH JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!
man, rudimentary peni sucks my asshole

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-05-03
I LIKE YOUR BIG PANTS!!!
I LIKE YOUR BIG PANTS!!!
I LIKE YOUR BIG PANTS!!!!
I LIKE YOUR BIG PANTS!!!!
I LIKE YOUR BIG PANTS!!!!
I LIKE YOUR BI.....wait a minute youre not in t.A.T.u., get the fuck away from me!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-08-03
*poop*
now what the hell is this!!?!
mew?
i came all the way through this fuckin dungeun, almost got my balls chopped off, stared fear in the face, and theres a fuckin bird, in a fuckin cage, this is fuckin great!!
you think you have it *chirp* rough, ive been in this fuckin place for 10 *chirp* years, and i gotta chirp every so *chirp* often, so dont come bitchin to me, you selfish bastard
jesus christ now im hearing voices, and i dont even get to bang a hot princess chick like the brochure told me

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-13-03
ya....so you better watch out, cuz its on!!!
what that fuck are talking about??
you gone done and fucked with the wrong guy, now im gonna tell everyone that im gonna kick your ass
omg who the hell are you??
ya and then im gonna look atcha all mean like and tell all my buddies i done offed your sorry ass
hey aj, please tell me im on mushrooms right now

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-13-03
hhm....so hes just a moron
ya, i dont think he even knows what hes doing, but he he does have the rest of the band on his side
wait....that was the most unintimidating thing ive ever heard
ya, i wonder what theyre talking about right now
meanwhile, the band prepares for con....something
murrr puraahrhrah
huur i fell in the rubbish hole

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-13-03
it has come to my attention that a certain "comic maker" does not like rancid or evan weiss, now i take offense to that, and if i saw him on the street it would go something like this.....
your band sucks!!! rancid sucks!! evan weiss is gay!!!
serves that kid right, rancid is coo
PRESTO FUCKIN CHANGE-O
ah shit im a little fuckin dousche

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-14-03
hey there everyone, in light of saturday night's little problem we had with the jocks, id like to say to everyone to join ANTI-JOCK, heres what some people think of our this organization
some red robot guy
um...well....i think that anti jock is going in the right direction, but then again i just cut off my dick with a potato peeler
a dog on a ball
HAHAHA JIMS HAND IS BROKEN AND HE STILL FUCKED UP THE JOCKS!!!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-14-03
for future referance.....
hi im robb
hi im aj
just so you know
hi im tom
hi im mother fuckin jesus
hi im mother fuckin jesus
shut up ass

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-14-03
hey guys
what the fuck, first off theres only one person here, and second off who the hell are you?
jimmy
...............
AAGH FUCK!
haha now you're jewish

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-15-03
i dont know what you heard about me
f-i-f-t-y-c-e-n-t
i got tha magic stik
dude, were so gonna fuck
man, a kid can dream, cant he??
chill, i was jus frontin'

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-15-03
OMG i dont know who this rob m kid is but he wont quit callin evan weiss gay, its almost as if....he was gay himself,but i wonder how that would turn out???
word.
if rob m was gay
man shorts and a hoodie is so breaking so many fashion rules, its a good thing im not gay
why hello there, youve got quite the butt, can i touch it
man, and im supposed to be the gay one
i have a boner right now, you just cant see it *wink*

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-17-03
congratulations young waker of the winds, you have prevailed against the evil of gannon and the forsaken fortress
agh...and who the hell are you??
i am maramoartcyj wyaki, creater of the zelda series, here to say good job on beating the windwaker!
heh, indeed i beat that game, so whats my prize for beating it, invincibility? unlimited magic? it better be good, i spent two months on that game
well, you get to wear lobster pajamas the second time you play it through
wow, and talk about blue balls

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-17-03
in this segment, i like to call it "things i could have done while playing zelda:the windwaker" im sure theres a couple other things i could have been doing
heh heh
i cant wait to eat this delicious looking sandwich that you made for me rob, and its a shame that you lost all that rat poison you had earlier
heh heh oh man that video recorder idea was priceless
i cant wait to eat this delicious looking sandwich that you made for me rob, and its a shame that you lost all that rat poison you had earlier

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-17-03
if i was zelda
hey this is pretty sweet, im on my way to save the banging princess chick, and i havent seen one monster yet!
GIMME YER FUCKIN CHU-JELLY!
well hello there my na.....whoa whoa fuck this
GIMME YOUR TITS
man its a good thing i quit while i was ahead, i could have been killed out there...or molested
hello?? mr. link? my hero? hey quit it!! stop touchin me there! OMG THATS NOT MY TRIFORCE!!!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-21-03
metalfan2448~i love you
metalfan2448~i love you
metalfan2448~i love you
metalfan2448~i love you
metalfan2448~i love you
omg im so commiting suicide

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-21-03
metalfan2448~i love you
........
......
.......
metalfan2448~i love you
....im not even gonna try

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-21-03
aj, who the hell is this
who is who?
metalfan2448~i love you
......
so, should we kill it?
i think there may be something we can do

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-22-03
AJ SEEKS OUR THE ANSWER TO THIS INTERGALACTIC RIDDLE!!!
professor, can u help us with this problem that rob and i are having
sure, bring him to me, id be glad to help you out laddie
metalfan2448~i love you
hhhm, ive seen this somewhere before
WHOA THERE!!!
ZAP!!!
oh no, its what i feared worst......

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-22-03
perhaps the professors computer holds the answer to this perplexing question
mwahahahahahaha!!!!
finally my powers have been unleashed, and the only one who could stop me has been transformed into a mere insect!!!!
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
FEEL THE WRATH OF metalfan2448~i love you
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-22-03
HAHAHA, NOW NOBODY CAN STOP MY WORLDWIDE DOMINATION, THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE SHALL SOON BE SLAVES AT MY CHOOSING!!!!
STOP RIGHT THERE!!!
you have branded this civilization long enough, feel the wrath of my mind numbing addiction!!!!!
MY BRAIN!!!!!! WHY WONT IT STOP BURNING!!!!
not even the worst of bad guys can defeat the cigarette company!!!
NOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-22-03
so, what have we learned from this?
always kill the weird kids?
no, i think theres a more important message in this situation
robots always have hard-ons?
no, no, the moral is, whatever you do, the cigarette company always wins
and how!!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-22-03
hey there kids! this is captain smokey of the USS addiction, saying, stay in school, smoking is way cool!!!
wow! how can i start smoking!!!
first, ask your parents for five thousand dollers!!!!
hey asshole, gimme money!!!
id say no but then again your mother just gave me the best head ever, so here ya go honey
then buy lots and lots of cigarettes at your favorite gas station or convenience mart!!!!!
whoa, im on so much acid right now, you look like your 22, heres the cigarettes you want!
it even hurts to breath, ALL RIGHT!!!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-23-03
i got somethin to say
dood, im a fukin snowman
i killed your baby today
as a snowman, its impossible to have children
and it dont matter much to me, as long as its dead
im gonna kill you

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-24-03
hehehehehehe!!!!
hey tom, whats so funny
boner!!
.......
hehe i get it

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-30-03
man i like riding bikes so much
hey there boy, yes you there, come over here
who the hell are you?
now either im going to have sex with you, or in 5 seconds im going to forcefully have sex with your butt
5 seconds later

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-30-03
agh jesus christ look at this place, i swear god doesnt pay my enough to do this kinda shit
who said my name?
dammit, now i gotta think of something to make him go away so i can just clean up this mess and be on my way
you there, what do you desire of the prince of peace
over there, an agnostic!!!
whaa?

 

by xxausrottenxx
9-30-03
man, sleeping in that bomb shelter wasnt as bad as i expected, oh man, chris so owes me 5 bucks now
outside
oh geez, i leave the world alone for 5 minutes, and its the freakin apocolypse, and right when i got the beer shits, this is great
....whoa
um....so should i pull my pants down now...or....
now's fine

 

by xxausrottenxx
10-03-03
....and so i said, thats no potato, thats my wife!!!!!
wow, life on mars is so interesting!
who are you talking to? and why did you give your room an outer space theme, although clever and very feng shui, its stupid as hell
man, you scared the martian away!
thats not a martain its a cardboard cutout of a peng......ah fuck it

 

by xxausrottenxx
10-03-03
.....*sigh*......sooooo.....
*meow*
....
....
ew, quit undressing me with your eyes
im a fukin cat

 

by xxausrottenxx
10-09-03
NICE DAY ISNT IT
QUITE....QUITE
YOU SEEM TO BE A STABBINGLY GOOD LOOKING CHAP ID SAY
VERY MUCH SIR THERS PLENTY OF MUTTON IN MY CHOPS
HAHA I TRICKED YOU IM REALLY.....VIKING GIRL 3000!
I VOTED FOR TEDDY ROOSEVELT!

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