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| Right today we have managed to capture a kev that we spotted glowing across the street in his teflon covered tracksuit after stepping out of his white escort often known as a "kev-mobile"... Jon | |
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| Yes Jim, from our tests it appears that for some bizarre reason kevs develop the urge to reproduce much earlier than their genetic cousins, humans, and it quite hard to understand their odd language.. | |
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| Communication with kevs is very difficult as the language they speak is quite far removed from that spoken by normal people. Lets try communicating with the specimen... Hello how do you do? | |
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| eeeeeeeeeeaaarrrrrr...I sit around at bus stops drinkin cide-oh wiv ma balde 'ead wiv ma hands shuved down ma trousohs, wiv ma rockies, and ma girlfriend wiv er big fringe and hoops innit. | |
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| I need a fukin' fag u fukin' wanker, man fuk off wat the fuk do u fink u r doing man, ii dont take that kinda shit off nobody init sorted. huh i iz off u twat and ur mom is whore hehehe init like man | |
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