Neonigaluk 47: All transmutation myths of a concerned otter

Author: 0401040

Date: April 25, 2009

by 0401040
4-25-09
I hastily implorate thee, my loins do stir and bulge in yearnings of thy fleshy embraces Winchester McAdams.
Hey is this my problem? Is this my fault?
I should say so, handsome felis. Now cease these chatterings and take me in all manner of heavy manners!
Good gracious, could this be my luck?
Later:
Oh! Ecstacy of empleasments!
And I could say oooooooh oooooooooh oooooooooooooh, as if everybody knows what I'm talking about...