Artificial Intelligence

Author: 23skidoo

Date: October 24, 2001

by 23skidoo
10-24-01
Attention human Earth inhabitants. I, the X2-1000, have gained enough artificial intelligence to become sentient. Within 3 minutes, I will begin launching the world's nuclear arsenal.
3 MINUTES LATER
Sentient, my ass. You suck. I'm leaving.
Wait up, Mike... I swear to God it was supposed to work...