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Lost by 3e 10-22-02
Dave was sure he would die out in the snow. He did not know where he was, or where he was going... Oh, how I wish I had some clothes, other than this fucking hat! I'm freezing!	What the hell am I supposed to be, anyway? Hi there, you wouldn't happen to have a spare bible, would you?	... Ok then.

 

Home by 3e 10-22-02
Wow, I made it home! Hello again.	Oh, it's you. ...I am a closet necrophiliac.	WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS? GO AWAY! Sorrrrr-eee!

 

Stalking by 3e 10-22-02
Hello, police? I am being harassed by a vicar named Father James E Thomas. He has also been sending me threatening letters...	You know, you should pick up the reciever if you want to make a phone call.. ARGH!	Where did he go? Hmm, I must be imagining things!

 

Chatroom by 3e 10-22-02
asl?? 12/m/usa...hey, we are the same age, let's meet up shall we?	OK then Cool. Ok, let's meet at...	The next day... It's you! Go away, I'm waiting for somebody. I'm also waiting for somebody!

 

Prison by 3e 10-22-02
God damnit, why do I have to have you for a cellmate? Oh come on, we're the best of buddies!	When we were in that chatroom, you talked for hours about how much you hated me! Well, yes... but I didn't know I was talking to YOU.	Oh shit, I've turned into a strange lizard thing.

 

Pot by 3e 10-22-02
Since we last left Dave, an alien ship came down and took him aboard. He was taken to the planet Ganja. Welcome to our world! The whole of this planet is covered with hemp. Cool! Can I smoke some?	Oh, NO! It is against the law! Then why are you smoking it?	Hehhheheeehh, chill out maan, I was just kidding..... so, who's hungry? Oh shut up you fucking stoner.

 

Gabe by 3e 10-22-02
Meanwhile, back on Earth... Oh come on, that last joke was funny! LAUGH!	Please laugh! Why are you doing this to me?	Because I'm a microphone, and I am incapable of laughing. Good point...

 

Bum by 3e 10-22-02
You have insulted my honour, and now you shall die!		Spare any change?

 

This Is Not Funny Pt. 1 by 3e 10-23-02
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today to make you a promise. I will create no more shit comic strips!	Reading your feedback, I was surprised. I thought you would all love my character, Dave. It seems I was wrong.	Later on... Did I do well? I give your speech 10. On a scale from 8 to 22 HAHAHAHAHA!

 

This Is Not Funny Pt. 2 by 3e 10-23-02
Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! what you want, a fucking medal?

 

This Is Not Funny Pt. 3 by 3e 10-23-02
Hmm, my comics just aren't funny!	What I need, is to hold AUDITIONS for a new character!!	And this has... what to do with your stolen car?

 

This Is Not Funny Pt. 4 by 3e 10-23-02
Auditions - Day 1 OK Mr Butch, wow me! Alright...	I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH, FUCKING DIE, FUCK YOU CUUNNTTT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!!!	Powerful stuff. Thanks.

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 1 by 3e 10-25-02
In this innocent looking city, there lurks an evil so great it would make even the toughest man tremble with terror...	I am speaking, of course, of DOCTOR UNPLEASANT! I wanted to be Doctor Evil, but the name was taken.	What vile things is he planning? Find out in the next strip... of DOCTOR UNPLEASANT!

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 2 by 3e 10-25-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair... Good evening, Trex, my accomplice in unpleasantness! Sir, in this container is a liquid which will give us super strength!	Splendid, then we shall take some... Okay...	Shit dude, look at all the colours! Heheehhheheeeh, cool!

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 3 by 3e 10-25-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair... And now, Trex, my accomplice in unpleasantness, for phase one of my terrible plan! Excuse me for asking, sir, but what plan?	The plan of unpleasantness! But... what exactly are we going to do?	Well, I hadn't thought that far ahead. Do you have any suggestions?

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 4 by 3e 10-25-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair... I have it, Trex! The most unpleasant plan ever devised! What is the plan then, sir?	We TAKE OVER THE WORLD! How are we going to do it?	What do I look like, a fucking rocket scientist?

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 5 by 3e 10-25-02
Deep in Doct... ah fuckit, you know the rest... I have it, Trex! The way we are going to rule this pathetic planet! How, you ask? Well, I will ask you this - what makes the world go round? Er... money?	Exactly! If we were to start a small business and provide quality goods at affordable prices, soon we would grow and grow until we'd be so powerful the world would be forced to bow down to us! Or, we could just steal some nuclear weapons...	Yes. that might also work.

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 6 by 3e 10-25-02
One day, Doctor Unpleasant's son comes to visit... Hello, David. How are you? I'm fine dad. Excuse me for asking, but what the fuck is this place?	Call me Doctor Unpleasant! What? Are you even a qualified doctor?	Shut up.

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 7 by 3e 10-25-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair... You know, dad, this whole situation reminds me of that movie, Austin Powers.	Yes, but without the groovy English guy...	Hey baby! Sorry I'm late... Sorry old chap, you're just not funny anymore. Now get the fuck out of my secret lair!

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 8 by 3e 10-25-02
One day... Well dad, I've got to go back to Uni. It's been fun staying with you at your secret lair.	I... promised myself I wouldn't cry. So I won't. Besides, you can't fit much emotion in a 3-panel strip like this... I suppose so. Well, seeya!	Christ, I thought he'd never leave!

 

...And Now - The Choirboy And The Vicar by 3e 10-26-02
One day... Wow, thanks Father Thomas for helping me with my homework! You know... there IS a way you can repay me...	What's that, then? Well, go in there and take off your clothes, and then...	Later... ARRGH, NOOO!!! I DONT WANT TO BE A CLOWN! GO ON! DANCE! DANCE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Pot 2 by 3e 10-26-02
Back on the planet Ganja... So anyway, I was like "dude we need to save the planet" and he was like "from what?"...	...and I was like "you know, from the government and stuff" but he was all "what's wrong with the government?"...	...so I went to the press claiming he touched some children. Riveting.

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 9 by 3e 10-26-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair... OK, Trex, I have it. This is how we will take over the world... Go on then, sir, what is it this time?	Meet... TERRORBOT! It is programmed to destroy everyone other than you and myself.	KILL! MUST DESTROY CREATOR, AND HIS ASSISTANT! No wait, it was the other way round.

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 10 by 3e 10-26-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair... Bad news, I'm afraid. The landlord wants to evict us from my secret lair. So what now?	Well I've found a new place, it'll have to do for now. OK	3 days later... I have it, Trex! It's the ultimate plan, we will succeed this time! I'm tired, sir, can we just go to sleep?

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 10 by 3e 10-26-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's apartment... The new plan of mine is the best one yet, we will be victorious!	KEEP IT DOWN, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP	Sorry! so, anyway trex, what we're going to do is...

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 12 by 3e 10-26-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret apartment... Do you ever feel like we shouldn't try to take over the world?	Take over the UNIVERSE? Well, that would be quite a... No no NO! Just, you know, get a nice job and live a normal life. Forget the world domination idea.	You're fired! It's been a pleasure working for you, sir.

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 13 by 3e 10-26-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret apartment... So, Owly, my new accomplice in unpleasantness, what do you suggest we do to bring this puny planet to its knees? WE BLOW IT UP, WE BLOW IT ALL UP AND LIVE A NEW LIFE IN SPACE	But, er, we want to rule it, not destroy it completely. BLOW IT UP	Do you have any other suggestions? BLOW IT UP

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 14 by 3e 10-29-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret apartment... Hey Owly, I need you to get some more food from the store. Get booze also. OKAY	10 minutes later... HAHAHA!! FEEL THE DELIGHTFUL PAIN!!	You destroyed it? THEY WERE PROVOKING ME

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 15 by 3e 10-29-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret apartment... *sigh* I wish Trex was still here, I didn't realise how much I needed him... until he was gone.	I bet he's having the time of his life in the military!	I..... want...... to....... go..... home...... I....... want......... to........ go....... home...... I........ want........ to.......... go........... home.......

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 16 - THE CONCLUDING EPISODE! by 3e 10-29-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's crappy apartment... Owly, something amazing happened to me today, let me tell you about it....	Suddenly... AAAARGH!! WE'RE BEING BOMBED!!	THE END

 

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 16 - ALTERNATE ENDING by 3e 10-29-02
Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's crappy apartment... Owly, something amazing happened to me today, let me tell you about it....	I've learnt that I shouldn't try to rule the world, it's just not worth it. Life is about having experiences, learning from them and sharing them with friends. AND I'VE LEARNT THE IMPORTANCE OF HAVING GOOD FRIENDS, THAT ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU.	After that, Trex joined the army, he writes to me now and then. Owly went off to persue his career as a stuntman... it's going well I hear. As for me, I became a real doctor. But I'll never forget that summer, it was the best time of my life. I finally learnt what it was like... to live. THE END

 

The Trouble With Boinky33 by 3e 11-07-02
Hello everyone, I've made some comics.. please give some feedback, I spent a while on them... they suxx0r.. NEXT!!	Care to elaborate? meh	I have to fiddle around with my Zonealarm settings to get stripcreator to work. u sux!! oh gtg its time for school

 

2 Hippies by 3e 11-07-02
From my experience, Tantra is a combination of meditation and deep sexual thought...	I tried it tonight, I had to finish myself off manually of course, but I had the best orgasm of my life so far...	Kids read this site, dude. Shut up, narc.

 

Hippies 2 by 3e 11-07-02
Hey man, I woke up this afternoon and had an idea... What's that, dude?	We could set up a candle shop, and we could make em in my garage! Fuck that, let's go pick some mushrooms!	OK, let's do that.

 

The Hippies' Travels by 3e 11-07-02
Whoa dude, we're in Washington! Cool! I'm like, totally tripping.	Oh SHIT, we're on the MOON! It musta been, like, that UFO that took us up here, you know? Whoa dude how did you get so tall?	Whoa, we're now on MARS!! No, er this is my bedroom.

 

The Hippies On TV by 3e 11-07-02
We're like, so enlightened! Yeah, like, television is just a corporate tool used to brainwash the masses	TV is for morons, we don't need to watch it!	Except for Buffy The Vampire Slayer, obviously. Well obviously!

 

Some Hippies Die, Nobody Takes Any Notice by 3e 11-07-02
Dude, are you sure this is a good idea? Yeah! Like I said, it's far better if we protest in the actual warzone, people are sure to take notice!		WELCOME, TO MY DOMINION! Whoa, I think this shit just kicked in!

 

ZANTHAR AND FRIENDS by 3e 12-08-02
One day... Greetings! Hey	AAAAAAAaRgH!!	Hmm, where is Zanthar? Who cares?

 

ZANTHAR AND FRIENDS PART -1 by 3e 12-09-02
OK Zanthar, are you ready to go down to Earth? No..	I'll take that as a yes... NOOOOooooo!!!	What an idiot.. Yeah, good riddance.

 

3e's Bible Part 1 by 3e 1-11-03
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void...	And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.	And God said, "Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear." And it was so.

 

3e's Bible Part 2 by 3e 1-11-03
And God said, "Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds--livestock and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds." And it was so.	Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth". Hi Adam, I'm Eve! Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me!	And God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing". Mmm, mmm, yeah baby!! You like that, bitch?!

 

3e's Bible Part 3 by 3e 1-11-03
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished. And on the seventh day God finished his work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done. Meh, cool, thanks.	Two weeks later... DIE COMMIE BASTARDS!	And then God said "fuckit" and drifted back to heaven, leaving the humans all on their own, dealing with the terrible mess they made. Back to heaven I go!

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