Good People of America, I have come to set one thing straight! I have set the new prohibition law of Cocaine in the Whithouse. I Gurantee, under no circumstances will Cocaine be used in Washington to
Come in the way of politics, except for pain relief, making Dick Chaney dance the hoochey coo again, and making me delibertatly forget the reason for starting war with Iraq.
*Mouth away from mic and whispered*
Tommorow I shall apoligise to the British for the driving their Prime Minister To a life of Southern Texas retartdation. Thank you, and God Bless America (*and illegal crystalines*).