Captain Ladies Man! Quit fucking around! There's a bomb inside of this novelty fake vagina! We have to disarm it!
Here's my number. Call my some time, sugar tits.
Captain!
Alright. I know how to disarm this poon bomb. You need to *ahem* with it repeatedly until you you *ahem* and the whole damn thing short circuts. After which, the bomb is harmless.
