BTC 20: Heros and Zeros.

Author: 80_Million_Fleas

Date: February 17, 2005

Captain Ladies Man! Quit fucking around! There's a bomb inside of this novelty fake vagina! We have to disarm it!
Here's my number. Call my some time, sugar tits.
Captain!
Alright. I know how to disarm this poon bomb. You need to *ahem* with it repeatedly until you you *ahem* and the whole damn thing short circuts. After which, the bomb is harmless.
Slow down, what are you trying to say?!
Fuck it.