EXCUSE ME DEAR SIR OR MAM I AM GOING AROUND SELLING THESE LOVELY THINGS THEY ARE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE IT IS CALLED THE TX-9000LB
THE TX-9000LB IS CAPIBLE OF MANY MANY THINGS IT CAN MAKE SALADS IT CAN MASTURBATE YOUR PUPPIES AND IT EVEN CLIPS YOUR HAIR WOW HOW MUCH COULD ALL THIS COST ?
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