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by 86jesuscrumbs
1-23-03
Kate's car is a mess of crap. Otherwise known as snack foods.
Watch out! You just sat on mumblemumble!
Christ! I sat on Jesus crumbs? Why didn't you warn me?
....Yes. Exactly. You sat on Jesus Crumbs.
Damn! I've finally achieved my only goal in life--to have Jesus plastered to my ass!
........
Oh yeah. We're going to hell. We're definitely all going to hell in a cracker basket.

 

by 86jesuscrumbs
1-23-03
One day at the Pit.
Can I get...uh...barbeque?
What kind of barbeque, sir?
Uh...I know! A barbeque pork hamburger!
A....WHAT?
Please, kill me now.
I love them things!
Sir.....no such thing has ever existed in the history of humanity.

 

by 86jesuscrumbs
1-23-03
......Hey.
Hey! Imran busted me out!
I noticed. You know, I still expect to get paid--if only for the sheer loss of brain cells you have caused me.
Um, sorry. I already had my money taken by the guy with the whuip back in the big house...H-A-Q-Z-U-X-I-P....
You know, if you really had magic powers, you wouldn't be a pile of ash.
IMRAN IS A POWERFUL SORCERER! It's his Jew powers!

 

by 86jesuscrumbs
1-23-03
Government. Yes. Writing. 1500 words. Coldcoldcoldcold........Comics.
"'Hardball' by Chris Matthews is..."
......
"'Hardball' by Chris Matthews is..."
Goddamnit, even Paul is farther than I am.

 

by 86jesuscrumbs
1-24-03
How would you like to be really rich?
Um....if I have to.
Well, I have a pamphlet here for you that describes how you can become rich and keep it.....
...........
....In Christ!
Either I'm wearing a big, not-so-invisble sign that screams "I'm an atheist!" and flashes, or I should be.

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