All comics by AE

 

GoHoWa - I - The most gothic person in the entire world? by AE 11-27-05
Hmmm, I wonder if any cool goth chicks contacted me on that Vampire Freaks site I joined the other day. After all, I look like Marilyn Manson and 14 year olds love me.... Dear user Saint_Amaimon, you have been banned from using our services here at Vampire Freeaks, because you are simply not gothic enough. Love, Jet and vampirefreaks.com	What?!?! BANNED from the the gothic headquarters by the king of goth himself?!?! My fragile ego has been forever shattered!! gothicvampireovdoom666 says: I rated you a 1 because you are so ugly and hideous and are a joke amongst our subculture.	That's it! I am forming my own subculture composed of mostly 16 year olds who will porn-spam him while I sit back & laugh! We'll see who the King of Goth is then... *snort*

 

GoHoWa - II - YOU ARE BANNED. by AE 11-27-05
Meanwhile, at Vampirefreaks.com headquarters... Oh, fucking christ, what does these stupid Ama and Thorn Children want now? E-mail: Jet, You may think you are funny by banning us from your site and shattering our manhood for life, but we assure you, we are going to have the LAST laugh. We have formed our own subculture..	*yawns* Where are my goggles and lipstick at? I was supposed to be at the Limelight an hour ago.... We are the GoHoWa! We are unfuckingstoppable! By the time we plague every mallgoth site online with shit porn, we will RULE the goth scene, and take your crown! GoHoWa! Love, Ama and Thorn	YOU ARE BANNED.

 

GoHoWa - III - Desperate Times. by AE 11-28-05
Ama, doing what he does best... Ok, so can I have the meth before I go down on you? HA! HA! What do you think I am, loverpanths? THTUPID?!		I was hoping you were.

 

GoHoWa - V - Face to Face. by AE 11-28-05
HAHAHA! Well well well, if it isn't that pitiful excuse for a goth himself! He who I banned from the gothic headquarters 54 times!	The subculture we've formed is going strong, and we're gonna tear you down Jet! You'll see! We're gonna OWN goth, and I am re-writing it since I am the new king of goth! Oh yeah?! How many people subscribed to this idea of yours you call a 'subculture'?	About 20.

 

GoHoWa - IV - Credentials Revoked. by AE 11-28-05
Ama, attempting to troll various goth communities on LJ. Ama types: "I have come to revoke your gothic credentials. You are no longer gothic! I am THE MOST GOTHIC PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD and you are nothing but dumb attention whores!"	"I am rewriting the rules of what goth is and you don't meet the requirements. But fear not! There is always GoHoWa! GoHoWa or go the fuck home!"	Now, time to order those AFI tickets.

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