GoHoWa - I - The most gothic person in the entire world?

Author: AE

Date: November 27, 2005

by AE
11-27-05
Hmmm, I wonder if any cool goth chicks contacted me on that Vampire Freaks site I joined the other day. After all, I look like Marilyn Manson and 14 year olds love me....
Dear user Saint_Amaimon, you have been banned from using our services here at Vampire Freeaks, because you are simply not gothic enough. Love, Jet and vampirefreaks.com
What?!?! BANNED from the the gothic headquarters by the king of goth himself?!?! My fragile ego has been forever shattered!!
gothicvampireovdoom666 says: I rated you a 1 because you are so ugly and hideous and are a joke amongst our subculture.
That's it! I am forming my own subculture composed of mostly 16 year olds who will porn-spam him while I sit back & laugh! We'll see who the King of Goth is then... *snort*