'SCARED SEXLESS'- [A HARD-PUMPING FAMILY DRAMA] Pt.1

Author: APPOLEAPO

Date: September 21, 2019

by APPOLEAPO
9-21-19
Hello Family, I'm announcing a new family business which will be run by myself, my sister and our mother. I suppose you've all heard of the T.V. show 'SCARED STRAIGHT'?
Our business is called 'SCARED SEXLESS'. We have (honest to God), purely fictional stories to share with you, built upon a seed of truth. Thus we are entertainers of the cheapest kind...
Oh GOSH!!! Did I just say "the cheapest kind"? I think I meant "affordable", so I would change the words "cheapest kind" to the "most tawdry kind." Does that make sense?
It sure does. Hey! Tell us something scary and tawdry?