Gay Neighborhoods Are Relatively Safe

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: September 9, 2007

Calm down, go slowly...now tell me what happened.
It was awful, officer. I was asleep in my bed when I heard a noise...
Then what happened?
I woke up and they barged in here, tied me up, and did awful, despicable things...I feel so violated.
Did they...rape you?
Can't you see? THEY REDECORATED!