Bottoms Up

Author: AccentuateNegative

Date: December 27, 2011

Let's go get a drink.
Okay, and I won't drag you to a gay bar this time.
You always say that, but then you end up saying whatever bar we're is boring and you insist on going to a gay bar.
I won't this time.
How can I be sure you won't?
I'll wear something unflattering.