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by AdZki
1-04-03
HILLO I'M AM CALLED THE SMIMON
...
YOU'RE ARE SO THE GAYIST

 

by AdZki
1-04-03
YOU PULL THE TRIGGER OF MYYYYYY
LOVE GUUUUUN
YES!!" KISS ARE RULERS!! I'M AM LOVVING THE KISS
LETS GO SHAG SOME GROOOOOOOUPIIIIES

 

by AdZki
1-04-03
POLL MINE FINGER!!!11
its FINGER
FINGAR MY SITSER!!!11
screw this I'm off for a dump

 

by AdZki
1-04-03
POLL MINE SISTAR
its FINGER
FINGAR MY SITSER
dude you fucked the last one up so bad.

 

by AdZki
1-04-03
Rape meeee...
...Rape me, my friend...
OKAY HUNNAY

 

by AdZki
1-04-03
An incident with superglue turns ugly when simons hands are adhered to his forehead.
OEH NO MY HANDSARE STICKED TO MY HEAD!! SUPERGLEU IS BADIST!!!2
ENTER BUCKIO
Simon that really was a 1 frame gag. What a waste of 2 panels this will be. Save it with your fuckwittity.
exit buckio
YOUR AN SUCKEST AND POO HEAD I FUCK YOU MUM LROFLOFL
Baka...

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
HEY! YOU!
*sigh*
Are you a man or a woman?
SUCK MY COCK, SUGAR
sure
YAY!

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
HEY! YOU!
*sigh*
You know, its dangerous to walk in the road like this
TICKLE MY PERINEUM, GOOD SAMARITAN
sure
Its my birthday!

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
Its so fucking cold this winter, that i feel inclined to keep my penis in a heated box.
You've never had sex education have you?
I keep my penis in a heated box fairly often
CHEQUE PLEASE
BECAUSE THERES LOADS OF SLAGS AT THE BLUE ORCHID WHO WANT MY MACHO FRENCH CONNECTION PENIS.

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
I look scarily like ian perry in a hat. i guess this quality has to be abused.
SHAG ME
No.
SHAG ME
No.

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
I look freakishly similar to ian perry in a really lame hat.
yeah i agree. And i look nothing like him, but i wish i did cos having no trousers and hearty boxers makes me look sooo adventurous
I couldnt look more like kurt cobain if i tried.
i couldnt look less like buckio if i tried. but then who gives a shit.
KENDRUCK ROWBUT WHOT AER YOUR TRYED TOO DO? DOENT DRITY BY GOOD NAME YOUR SUCH THE LAAMER!!2
i stink.

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
i like to make love to items of clothing
PLICKLES?
yes?
YOUR ARE LOOKS LIKE AN DUCK!!!!11
dont be so fucking racist
YOURE MOUF AM LOOKING LIKES A CAROTT ROFLFOFL

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
what are you doing in here?
guessing the same thing as you.
COME ON THE PEOPLE NEED THEIR MEGA BUCKETS
that'll be you then
yeah. send my love to the duck. i'll see you in hell, or in an adjacent pile of sick somewhere in croydon high street.

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
YOURE BEEN THE FRAEM ITS ON THE TELIVISON IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!
MY LEG!! I THINK ITS BROKEN!!
Oh look you fell off your skateboard
OH THE PAIN. OH THE PAIN. OH THE PAIN.
RLOFLF SO FUNNY IM LAUFING MY KEKS GETTED WET!!!!1
I'm jeremy beadle and i'm a fucking twat

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
Bling Bling
Looks like youre pimping! do you want me to............. (o) Find you a bitching fat ho or (o) clean your dope ride with my tongue?
I want to get yo' metal ass off my turf before i have to kick yo' ass off, beetch!
Looks like youre threatening me! do you want me to... (o) get maimed by a rabid badger or (o) fuck off and rust?
I'M CALLING MY BADGER
Looks like youre pissed off! do you want me to............. (o) animate in a very boring way or (o) stop fucking around and let you get back to pimping?

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
Looks like youve got constipation! do you want me to............................. (o) stop with the paperclip joke! or (o) seriously AdZki stop it
AHEM. Ello ello ello, whats all this then? i hear youve been raping a joke!
OH NO!! THE HUMOUR POLICE!
Looks like youre in deep shit! do you want to................. (o) Share a prison cell with Keith Chegwin orrrrrrrr (o) Bribe the rozzer with some slimfast and sexual pleasure
dammit, the ginger sprite was just too tempting wasnt she...

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
CAPTAIN GAY SENSES A MISTAKE IN THE TRANSPARENCY IN YOUR GIF FILE. IN THAT ITS NOT ALL TRANSPARENT.
No! theyre flies! FLIES I TELL YOU!
i swat, SWAT YOU ALL!!
you arent fooling anybody sweetie.

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
Goodnight, sleep tight, mind the bed bugs don't bite
...
...WHAT KIND OF STUPID FRICKEN SUGGESTION IS THAT, HUH? HOW DO I SLEEP TIGHT IF IM BUSY THUMPING GODS CREATURES INTO THE BLOODY BEDSHEET?
I dont think we should go out anymore
YEAH? WELL I DONT THINK ITS HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO KILL OF MICROSCOPIC PESTS WHILE IN A STATE OFF SUB CONCIOUSNESS

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
You got "of" and "off" mixed up in your little rant back then, baby
YEAH WELL I JUST GAVE YOU CRABS
...
You are so gonna have to sleep in the wet patch for that one.

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
see this strand of hair? this one has been in the toilet bowl after i was sick last night
CAN I HAVE EAT SOME I AM PAY FOUR ALL OFF ITS!!!11
just smell it honey
I AM SEE YOURE VEGINER!!!2 ROOFFL
thats my belly button
YOU RE BOBIES ARE THE BACK TWO FRUNT SLAG HA ROLFF

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
why the nail in the head sir?
i'm an attention seeking whore
its not easy, living with a ginger mullet.

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
gimmie your face or i'll bus' you up, foo
NEVER!! i shall half heartedly show you my middle finger...
and NAIL my face to my very skull!
why didnt you just hit me with the hammer?
Bleeding...muchly

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
i have my suspisions of you
youve not got hairy armpits... or a hairy head... but a big fuck off beard
aye
its FAKE!! youre just holding it on with your hand!!

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
lets party at brendans garage...
thats a shit idea
start a mosh pit in ther street!
thats a shit idea too
watch the bands play at the cartoon?
dear GOD no...

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!
With your powers combined, i am captain MULLET!...except i dont have a mullet. captain planet does. something fucked up here...

 

by AdZki
1-05-03
see, theres christmas...
and then theres HAPPY christmas
AZDKI I AM GOT TELLED OF AT PLAYSGROOP WEHN I SEXXED AN ROCKIGN HORS I'M AM SO BADARS ROLFLFLL
but then theres simon kendrick. HAPPY DA!

 

by AdZki
1-06-03
pull my finger
YOUR PULLS MY FINGAR GO
JUST DO IT
BUT IM HAVE THE BESTER FART!! FLORL
Fart? Mines been in your mother
YOURE AFRO IS SO SUCKS!!!11

 

by AdZki
1-06-03
you fear me, im so leet, i am dangerous. // damn noob, pepare to be hacked, fool.
J0UR PH43R M3 IM 4M 5000 L377 D0DE I 4M D4NJ3RZ0R
D4MN N008. PR3P4R3 70 83 H4X0R3D, F00.
i use AOL instant messenger, im so protected. // hooray. fry baby.
I 4M U53D 4IM IM 50 P0R73C7IDZ0R3D
w00t. FRY BABY
MUMY MINE COPUTERS HAS MELTING AGEN THE KATTEN DOES IT

 

by AdZki
1-06-03
IN THE BREDROM WIVTH MY COCK IN MY HANDS
ITS WANST THERE PLAN, AND I GOT CUM AL OVER ME ROFLF
SMION ARE YOU BEEN WANKIG?//?.
NO MUMY MY WILLLY SNEZED

 

by AdZki
1-07-03
MUVVER PLEYGROP SENDED ME TO CAME HOEM!!!2 THAY SAYSED IM SHODNT POOPOO INTO IN SANDPITTS
well that's never good, really.
imagine the poor children who were digging when they discovered it
ACKZ0R!!!1 MUMMEY THEIR'E ITS A TALKIG FART IN HERE
yeah, how punk rock is that?

 

by AdZki
1-07-03
One day an Autobot will rise from our ranks, and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour.
you mean youre giving me a torch?
...
My ribs are fucked and my circuits are frying but nothing is hurting me more than your bluntness... for yes... the matrix is just light bulb.
fucking A

 

by AdZki
1-07-03
BIG FAT SHIT
youre asking for trouble.
I'm jesus, and i'm doomed.
I WILL AMPLIFY IF I LIKE
oh boy...

 

by AdZki
1-07-03
wait for it...
WAIT FOR IT...
YOUR ARE SUCH THE FAGET!!!!!1 ROFLFL FAGITS R GAY H0MOSEXALS LIEK YOU!1!!!
i stole my legs from barbie.

 

by AdZki
1-07-03
RAH RAH I WILL SMASH YOUR TOWN TO SMALL BITS
Oh dear, that'll never do.
ITS MORPHIN TIME!
BYE! I'M OFF TO SQUISH DENVER, THE LAST DINOSAUR, YOUR FRIEND, AND A WHOLE LOT MORE
i get that funny feeling i'm a bit late

 

by AdZki
1-08-03
but..... uhhh..... its a... pretty light... bulb..... right?
to be honest i couldnt give a shit. its just a fucking disco ball. whats the use of THAT, i mean, really... i'll take it anyway, in a shoddy piece of animation.
uhhh...that...will... uhhh... soooo... *cough* totally... like... uhhh... lose your promotion... i'll see to it that *sneeze* you get shot... uhhh... to bits... uhhhh... you... fuckhead ultramagnus...
OH NO YOU SNEEZED SNOT INTO YOUR CIRCUITS
FzZZzzZzzZZZzzt. CraCkLe. FucK.
death by snot! death by snot! Que dying swan music and crying children world wide!

 

by AdZki
1-08-03
this shows that terrorism is real and with us now and its potential is huge.
Jesus fucking christ tony, tell me something i dont know. this threat has always been here, as long as there have been castor oil plants, and they didnt just come about yesterday. fuckhole.
and uhhh... i love you george, i love you like i love paying attention to home issues
and of course, terrorism has always had huge potential. theres a vast history on it. and we know terrorism is real, its in our faces every fucking day thanks to you.
oh and by the way, ricin isnt normally a weapon of MASS destruction. but rest assured london we'll quarantine you while the uninfected get intoxicated and die.
i'll be sleeping well tonight. i wonder if i'll wake up...

 

by AdZki
1-08-03
He-man's parents...
hey sexy
love ya cutie poo
She-ra's parents...
Gizza faeeeg
i wish i was a man then i'd grow a beard... oh well best keep pumping iron and grow man tits and hope for the best
He-man and She-ra's bastard lovechild. yes i know that means incest.
am i a fuckin man or a woman? i have seemingly no tits but a somewhat feminine mullet, and eyes... WHAT THE HELL AM I
beats me but i'm your sidekick.

 

by AdZki
1-08-03
HAA, HA, hAAaaA! you, you, you fat fuckin pig!! haA!
i hold my notepad now, but i'm crying inside...
yes, ONE DAY, i shall be a SLIM, ENGLISH policeman! I hath lost all that is my dignity i hath beeneth prepared to...
one day arrives
HA! HA! HAHA! PIG! HAHA! OINK!!
youurrrre fuggin nicked mate. dont make me go all bill-style and smash your kneecaps, come to my fiat panda now, oight.

 

by AdZki
1-08-03
yay semase stweet!
and now on channel 5's random crap documentaries rejected from the US networks... <.DRAMATIC_CHORDS.> WHEN. MUPPETS. TURN. BAD.
-----EAT SHIT ELMO -----I RAPE YOUR MOMMA KERMIT
HEY YOU LITTLE SHITFORBRAINED BASTARD KIDS, LETS DO THE STUPID FUCKING ABC STREET STYLE
MUMMYMUMMY MUMMYMUMMYYYYY
A IS FOR ASSHOLE, B IS FOR BONG, C IS FOR COCAINE, D IS FOR DEEP THROAT...

 

by AdZki
1-08-03
GET THIS THING OUT OF HERE, THE DECEPTICONS COULD STRIKE ANY MINUTE. DINOBOTS!
come flirt with cancer baby
ME GRIMLOCK HUNGRY TO KICK NICOTINE BUTT
BA DA BOOM TISH
HEY GRIMLOCK WANT TO EAT FAGS NO FAIR
BUT ME HORNIER

 

by AdZki
1-09-03
Okay so the first lesson in false personas of the moronic kind: dont make it at all funny, and dont make out youre actually quite normal. and remember: dont be funny.
fuck, youre crap, i'm going to simon kendricks lesson
so he did
LESSEN NUMBER 1: YOURE ARE GAY ALL OF YOU AND THE WOMMEN ARE TOO ASWELL!!!!11
aye
LESON NUMBER 2: BE THE AROGGANTIST PRESON EVERY BECAUS SMIMON IS THE BESTER
excellent

 

by AdZki
1-09-03
ROAAAAAAAR
CAPTAIN GAY WORKS HIS MAGIC AGAINST THE ROBOT OF HETROSEXUALITY...
All your eyebrows are belong to us. you look so feminine though...its so sexy...oh hunny

 

by AdZki
1-11-03
THE SHIP RULES DUDE!!
YEAH IT DOES! CRALIIING AND...stuff...
I RUV... ROCKNRRROLL...
dude, youve got the blank stare on you...
buh....
fuckin lightweight

 

by AdZki
1-11-03
LOVE YO MUNNEY!
LOVE YO MUNNEY!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ALL YO MUNNEY!
that song is shit, dammit.

 

by AdZki
1-12-03
He was a skater boy, and she totally turned him down, and then he became a superstar, and she then regretted snubbing him earlier.
you see, becoming a superstar makes him a better person, obviously, and so the girl had every right to be gutted. what a deep story!
avril, youre a fucking moron.

 

by AdZki
1-26-03
iiiiiii aaaaaam sooooooooooo eeeeeeemoooo, i am the emo kiiiiiid
so youre emo, as in, short for emotional?
ja
and you think youre the only people worthy of being called "emotional" in all of pop music?
ja
yeah cos singing about broken balls is soooo special...

 

by AdZki
1-31-03
ADAM YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL LET ME RUB YOU AND STUFF
oh look theres like a band on stage and stuff oh is that my phone going off look theres a bar and it serves booze!
WHEN DID YOU GET SO CUTE LETS MAKE BABIES
good grief.
ADAM BABY LET ME SQUEEZE YOUR ARSE YOU SEXY BOY YOU
for fucks sake!!

 

by AdZki
7-28-03
...And they say Ron Jeremy is the king of cunnilingus? I like to think *I* am one of the best, myself.
But i dont do it quite like *him*, i tend to like, turn it a little, ya know, like this...

 

by AdZki
5-06-04
Our tale begins in a small graveyard gone horribly wrong, with a generic tree... and a building and stuff in the background...
beyond stupid
Anyone seen my arm? Woe! Woe pour down upon my peeling scalp!!!
Then something again came along... and he had a big mouth with sharp teeth... a nice arse and jam tarts for eyes *blankly stares*
your arm can be seen right in your HAND you fuckwit
Oh no!!Without my arm how am I to masturbate!!! My life as a wanker has ended!!!
what? no smimon?
You saved my mother's life and in return here... please accept my arm as a gift
sure, i could do with a third, put it in my rectum. *Looks blankly*... Thanks

 

by AdZki
1-17-06
18 months later, Adzki returns...
How could you be so trashed after 4 gulps of shandy!?
...rubshhhhlaffer...
You SUCK at these drinking contests!
frood contestings more MY kinda like thing.....
...to make a Ian Perry/minge joke.
It looks like it.
Nyo REALLY... I could eat YOU under the TABLE.

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