All comics by Adlopa

 

Giant Space Monkeys Attack by Adlopa 1-13-01
It's no use, I can't do it Raymond	Even though you're a giant bug, taking a life is morally unjustifiable no matter what the circumstances	Maybe I can get some giant red bug eyes at the store

 

In the future, everything will work by Adlopa 1-13-01
I wonder why no-one ever calls me?	My phone never rings. I'm so lonely. Why is my life like this?	Heh heh

 

Jam-flavoured Evil by Adlopa 1-13-01
I wonder how long I could stand like this before my joints became arthritic and I was suffused with agonising pain that prevented me from living a normal life?	I'd say about three years, although I'd probably get bored before then. I wonder if I should try it?	I wonder what's on TV tonight?

 

Press Enter by Adlopa 1-13-01
I am Model XK-4R2! Kill! Maim! Destroy!	Hello Paul. Busy day?	Not really

 

The Smell of Despair by Adlopa 1-13-01
I didn't mean to hit him that hard. Perhaps his skull was unusually thin	He could be okay, it's not that big a hole. Do you think we should call an ambulance?	I wonder if we'll be able to get that out of the carpet?

 

Welcome to the Future by Adlopa 1-13-01
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?	It's because I feed them every day. I live a solitary existence and the birds are my only friends. Plus I like them to peck at my nipples

 

Rain by Adlopa 1-13-01
What is happening to television?	Programs are just thin excuses for gratutious sex and violence, broken up by advertisements who's only purpose is to make us realise how inadequate we are	Ooh, new haddock-flavored Pop Tarts!

 

High on a hill stood a lonely goat herd by Adlopa 1-14-01
		Does my bum look big in this?

 

Runaway Bride by Adlopa 1-14-01
		No, it's still not spontaneous enough

 

No, I'm Robin Williams! by Adlopa 1-14-01
	You really shouldn't worry about it	I bet you'll have turned back by tomorrow

 

Bite Me, Fanboy by Adlopa 1-14-01
It's says 'Hit nail firmly on head'	Hm	I guess there are at least two ways to interpret that

 

Untitled by Adlopa 1-14-01
I slept with your sister and then left her for your cousin	And I told all your friends that you like to steal underwear and sniff it	You're nothing but trash

 

Lost Shoe by Adlopa 1-14-01
It says 'Hit nail firmly on head with hammer'		Hm, I guess there are at least two ways to interpret that

 

Faith in Science by Adlopa 1-15-01
At last! This frontal lobe injection of mutated Dynastes tityus DNA will give me the proportional strength of the Rhinocerous Beetle! I shall be 850 times more powerful than any man!	It's working! I can feel it! Soon the whole world will kneel before me!	Oh poo

 

Zontarr the Goat by Adlopa 1-15-01
That grass sure looks greener than this grass	I think I'm going to go over there - I'll be much happier over there than here	Boy, is this ever a metaphor for something

 

Toast by Adlopa 4-01-01
I'm cold Michael		Shall I put Phillip on the fire?

 

When Robots Stand Up #1 by Adlopa 4-01-01
I went to the doctor and said "Doctor, I have had all the electons removed from my body!"	And the doctor asks "Are you sure?"	So I say "Yes, I am positive!"

 

Real Superheroes by Adlopa 4-21-01
Somewhere in a high school lab... Hey, can I bite you? What? No way!	But I'm a radioactive bug. If I bite you, you'll develop super bug powers. You can wear a skintight suit, call yourself Bugman and fight crime. Oh, okay. Cool.	Two minutes later Foolish human. Hey..!

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