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by Advocate05
3-01-01
The time has come...
All your base are belong to us.
That is so 2000.
For the end...
All your base are belong to us.
Will u stop that broken ass engrish!
Of a fad!
all your....
Ahh..much better!!

 

by Advocate05
3-01-01
The time has come...
HEHE..HIYA BOYS AND GIRLS..ITS ME BOP-OO THE CLOWN OF FUN!
Shut up your an instrument of destruction. Not fun!
For the true meaning of...
NO I am fun. My true nature is for fun! I am the definition of happiness and fun!
[sigh] Look you are my instrument of death and mutilation. You are a force that cannot and will not be stopped. I own you!
Mimes.
Your right, Master. {poof}
Thats right. Mimes are much better as instrumenst of death and destruction!

 

by Advocate05
3-01-01
The forces of evil have come upon us.
hands move around to look like I'm in a glass box.
YES, My EVIL INSTRUMENT OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION DO THE DANCE OF EVIL!! [Muhahahah!!!!]
Who can save us!
walk against the wind..and pull the rope!
[hahahah!!] Even the Ministers of the world shall bow before me! HAHAHA..I WILL NOT BE STOPPED! HAHAHA!!
Thats the problem with mimes being instruments of destruction. When they follow an order and it requires an answer. How do Mimes respond???
I'm done..I ran out of things to do...
Hey! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? My EVIL creation where do you think your going??? HEY ANSWER ME!!!

 

by Advocate05
3-02-01
The mime has learned new material. Unbeknownst to our Warlord. The Man has other plans.
okay, I'm back. I have new material.
About Time you got back here. My EVIL instrument of Death and Destruction! HAHAHA...WITH YOUR POWARS OF EVIL. I AND I ALONE SHALL RULE!
And so it goes...
okay play with the ball. Walk the dog. And feed the cat.
YES...YES...YES!!! DANCE MY EVIL INSTRUMENT! DANCE. SHOW THESE PATHETIC HUMANS WHAT OUR MASTER WANTS. THEM TO BOW BEFORE US AND SHOW US THE PROPER DIGNITY!! MUHAHAHAH!!!
Satan's humor rears its ugly head!
okay I'm out!
WHAT??? YOU CAN TALK??? MIMES CAN'T TALK! DAMN YOU MASTER. YOU FOOLED ME AGAIN!!!

 

by Advocate05
3-03-01
The side of good prepares...
Time to stop the evil. The evil that is growing.
Yes sir. I follow your commands sir.
Unbeknownst they were late.
Where is the evil?? I don't see them??
I do not know, sir! I am but a lowly soldier, sir! Sir , may I speak, sir?? I tink they are in the next panel, sir!
As EVIl grows in Washington, DC. Unlike the Clinton administration.
okay, I'm back, again.
YES, MY EVIL MINION. DANCE AS THE FOOLS OF GOOD WANDER THE NATION LOOKING FOR US. HAHAHAHA! WE WILL NOT BE STOPPED! I'm just to good...(pats himself on back)

 

by Advocate05
1-29-02
Evil has once again befelled this here strip!
Yes, Yes, my minion of EVIL! Do the Dance of Death! Yes, watch as the world trembles in its collective feet! BeHold the might of Mimes! Muwahahahahahah!!!!!
Spin the bottle, wash the car, clean my bedroom.
The Lord of Darkness rears its ugly sense of humor....AGAIN!
Hey, Bob!
Hey, Phil. You here to let me go on my lunchbreak?
And we have be graced by his evilness...Satan, himself!
WHAT!!! AGAIN! DAMN YOU LORD OF DARkNESS. DAMN YOU TO WHERE YOU LIVE!!! Why must you always foul up my plans!
Look, my minion. You cannot upsurp me! I am the True EVIL! You are but a salty slab of evil pie!

 

by Advocate05
1-29-02
Please stand by as the creator comes up with new material.
Hiya boys and girls. To review what has happened here lets stroll down memory lane.
yeah, joe. Lets remind the folks out there that mimes are evil and clowns are fun. Like Bop-o the clown of fun.
beeeeeepppppp!!!!!
Hi I'm Bop-o, the clown of fun!!! I embody the elements of fun.
Hi Im the mime that went from Bop-o to me...Bob! I cannot talk, unless my true master tells me too!
and so it goes.
I'm Satan. I am True Evil. I am 3vil l33t!!! I am the True master of Bob. Not my sidekick Belzebub!
Hi, Im a disgruntled Minion of Satan. If anyone is looking for an evil minion. One who can dominate the Earth realm and one who can type 300 words a minute. Give me a call at 1-800-Got-Flames!

 

by Advocate05
1-29-02
Good finds evil.
Boy, we needs to find them Mimes and shootem' in da head!
Sir, yes sir. There right over there, sir.
Evil attacks good.
Damn. my instrument of death and destruction. We have been located. We must destroy the do-gooders!
move like Hogans Heroes. Make hands like kung-fu grip.
Evil has no weakness.
DIE YOU FILTHY STINKING MIME!!! (rattatatatat!!!)
Sticks and stones may break me bones, but words I will never say! Plus you stole that line from Charleton Heston. You DOLT!

 

by Advocate05
8-13-07
The return!
We's got dat varmit!!! Shoot ta kill gentlemen!
Hands up to make an Invisible shield.
When all seems lost ...
WE'S GOTCHA!
CRAP! MY INSTRUMENT OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! HELP ME! WE ARE SURROUNDED!
The Boss arrives and saves the day!
AHHHH THE FLAMES!!! OH GOD!!! OH LORD SAVE US!!!! AHHHHH!!!
Hi, My minion ... am I late for the party?

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