Warped! The Matrix Reloaded (don't mess with telemarketers)

Author: Ahsirakh

Date: October 15, 2003

by Ahsirakh
10-15-03
Mrs Anderson! Might I interest you in this product? I called you but the line just cut off halfway...
Won't this stupid North American power grid shut down?! ... oh shit, you're that telemarketing Agent, aren't you? Haven't you realized I hung up on you?
YOU HUNG UP ON ME?! Die! Bang bang bang... oh fuck, who turned off the lights? My aiming sucks in the dark...
Argh! A single bullet hit me in the chest! It is entirely coincidence of course! *dies*
Wait-- hasn't this happened before? Why does Trinity have to be dragged through this gaping plot hole?
Because for some reason she has to die shutting down half the power in America just so you can doom the human race anyway. Now shoo.