All comics by AlastairFoster

 

l33t Jesus by AlastairFoster 3-02-01
Jesus was on the cross. When the local Vietnamese whore offered him pleasure... Me love you. Me love you long time. 2 dollar! 2 dollar sucky fucky! I'm fucking dying here!	Jesus politely refused, and the Vietnamese slut fucked off... Aww... Fuck. i wanted to touch her fanny! Well you maybe the son of God an all. But you still had a small dick!	JESUS RULES MANG! I need a wank.

 

Robertsters Day by AlastairFoster 3-02-01
Robertster was looking for some action in Brighton. Where can i find some premium teen pussy?	Robertster ran into the glorious Alexa. OI YOU FUCKING SLAG! I'll kill you motherfucker! I know karate!	Robertster went in for the kill. Pokey pokey... Bugger

 

Jesus el savior christ! by AlastairFoster 3-02-01
Jesus was getting horny I need a wank...		Ahhhh thats better!

 

Bursting into flames! by AlastairFoster 3-02-01
A peaceful day on the cross for Jesus	Suddenly...	LOL! ROTFL!

 

Arguments by AlastairFoster 3-02-01
The Jesus' were having a fight... My cock is MUCH bigger then yours! My willy unerect is 4 time the size of your willy fully erect mang!	A tense silence...

 

Alexa by AlastairFoster 3-06-01
Alastair was speaking to Alexa Hello Alexa Hello Alastair	How are you? Fuck off	Alastair was upset Bugger LOL! ROTFL!

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