I, THE ABSOLUTE, UNCHALLENGED, UNDENIABLE CHAMPION OF BADMITTON!? WHEN BADMITTON WAS CREATED IT WAS FORMED AROUND THE IDOLIC WORSHIP OF MY VERY PLAYING FORM!
MY VERY BODY EXUDES THE ODOR, THE STENCH, THE ESSENCE!! OF BADMITTON!! I...AM...BADMITTON! AND BADMITTON IS I! GRAAAAAA!!
