I'm not going to lie and say I completely forgot my birthday, but let me put it this way:
I had plans to do stuff for school and my work that day, and when my mom asked where I would eat on Thursday I said "anywhere but fast food", thinking it was one of the forced restaurant nights.
Alex is probably going to get $50.00 from his parents and some type of scented hygenic product (i.e. cologne), that quite ironically, he has very little need for.
My new favorite hobby is finding ways to depress myself.