the laboratory incident by AllHallows8-06-04 hey are you gonna fix that or what? And be careful. no shit sherlock what i tell you huh! be careful but no you had to be stupid. owwwwww, that really hurt i just dont know about you. eh
zombie boy #1 by AllHallows8-06-04 ahh that thing bit me grrrrrrr ahh whats wrong with me ahhhh to be continued... Brains.... hey what you up too and what you doing in this graveyard?
zombie boy #2 by AllHallows8-06-04 brains... i want your brain grrrr well zombie boy i am drunk and i dont know what your talking about mmmm brains.... ahhhh noooo bwhaha must get more brains.
astro boy and his monkey #1 by AllHallows8-06-04 on the moon we find a boy and his monkey now monkey dont wonder off. heh heh seconds later... damn you monkey get back here now heh heh haha to be continued... hey alien have you seen my monkey? hey went that-a-way
astro boy and his monkey #2 by AllHallows8-06-04 okay were here standing live on the moon talking to astro boy apparently lost his monkey .could you tell us what happened? yeah,well my monkey wondered of somewhere and i told him not to but that little shit did this just in we have reports about astro boys monkey,the monkey is getting spanked we have live footage of that... to be continued... heh heh spank my monkey
astro boy and his monkey #3 by AllHallows8-08-04 And now the conclusion there you are you little shit.next time you better not run off like that. heh heh what the hell is he doing??? well sir it appears he is spanking his monkey. End? ohhh yeahhh
kangaroo jack b*tch by AllHallows8-08-04 excuse me sir you mind if you can spare me some change? hahah you better get yo stankin ass outta my face...or else or else what? ill get my radioactive,talking kangaroo jack on yo ass bitch im kangaroo jack bitch!
billybob bo jack #1 by AllHallows8-08-04 and now a public service announcement... billybob bo jack says smoke the ass crack...and be happy
your mom #1 by AllHallows8-09-04 *click,click,click* hi hey man,what you looking at? Porn hahaha,dude thats your mom
nightmare on any street #1 by AllHallows8-09-04 shit i got seperated from my special ed class ch ch ch ha ha ha hello anybody there?? ch ch ch ha ha ha see next issue... i got that feeling im being watched. what the fuck is going on man... ch ch ch ch ha ha ha ha
nightmare on any street #2 by AllHallows8-10-04 huh..wha ahhhhhhhhhh...nooooooo arg see next horrifying issue... ch ch ch ha ha ha
nightmare on any street #3 by AllHallows8-10-04 next day... my god what happend to this kid.who could of done this? a monster a sick twisted person... im detective tron thugamatics i see... to be continued... hmmmm
nightmare on any street: friday the 13th special edition #1 by AllHallows8-12-04 ch ch ch ha ha ha ch ch ch ha ha ha
dorklord a go-go #1 by AllHallows8-14-04 i choose you... gotta catch em all.... ... not now doggy...i gotta catch em all so i can be the pokemon master OKAY DOGGY NOT NOW! brrrrr
nightmare on any street #4 by AllHallows8-15-04 ch ch ch ha ha ha hmm been 5 killings in a last couple of days...huh,oh shit argg see next issue... helppppp
nightmare on any street #5 by AllHallows8-15-04 holy shit im glad to see you, arnt you detective tron thugamatics? please call me tron,what happened? i saw him, i seen the killer he was in my bedroom i see, your lucky he didnt kill you see next scaryass issue... im scared i know,we all are.we'll get him
billybob bo jack #2 by AllHallows8-15-04 and now a public service announcement... billybob bo jack says Don't do drugs... (save them for me)
your mom #4 by AllHallows8-16-04 Your mom's so stupid she couldn't calculate the square root of a bi-quadratic equation even if we gave her a calculator...oh you got served bitch
red bull by AllHallows8-16-04 plane is about to crash... say were goin down... yeah i love my wife and kids and my whole family... ... hey good thing i have my red bull...RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGSSSS!
alien tales by AllHallows8-16-04 yeah man how was your day yesterday? shit, it was fucking awesome what you do? i got really drunk and shit i dont remember? your good in bed!
billybob bo jack #3 by AllHallows8-17-04 and now a public service announcement... billybob bo jack says just tell Nemo that you couldnt find him because you were getting stoned... he'll understand
dorklord a go-go #2 by AllHallows8-17-04 The Apocalypse... ... i am satan ruler for all eternity not know satan you see im playing a fucking game and your hear telling me a bunch of bullshit.im trying to be the pokemon master,SO NOT RIGHT NOW SATAN