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The First Bureaucrat

by AllisonMackay
8-09-06

Around one half-million years ago:


	Something horrible has happened! The tribe's fire has flickered out!


	Gasp! Without fire we will be unable to scare away tigers, and we'll surely freeze to death when winter comes!


	As our bravest hunter, the Elders have given you a mission - to seek out new fire and return it to us as quickly as you can.


	I will not fail our people. I go now to purify myself and sharpen my spear.


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