AllisonMackay

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"Hey, he's doing the roof." "That's not all he's doing." "Huh?" "I mean, he's probably having sexual relations with his belayer."

A (More or Less) Honest Living

by AllisonMackay
9-13-07

Oldest profession:


	If I give you five goats, will you have sex with me?

Second oldest profession:


	... then we went back to my hut and she slowly took off her furs, exposing her firm but supple...


	Fap fap fap... this story was totally worth three goats.

Third oldest profession:


	Then she said "For six I'm all yours, sailor"...


	Sinner! Fornicator! But for two goats, I will forgive your sin.