AllisonMackay

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"Hey, he's doing the roof." "That's not all he's doing." "Huh?" "I mean, he's probably having sexual relations with his belayer."

Con Apocalypse

by AllisonMackay
7-28-08


	To open the Portal of Arhgash, I must sacrifice three score and five virgins.


	I WAS going to attack a convent full of nuns, but since this is the 21st century...


	... I'm thinking I'll just immolate San Diego Comic-Con.


	Um, can you wait and do it after Summer Glau signs my Firefly DVD's?