AllisonMackay

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"Hey, he's doing the roof." "That's not all he's doing." "Huh?" "I mean, he's probably having sexual relations with his belayer."

I hate it when you say... NO FAT CHICKS!

by AllisonMackay
1-10-10


	Man, what's up with women? They're all so superficial and always judging. No wonder I can never get a date. Dumb bitches.


	What about Jane? She's nice, and I'm pretty sure she would go on many dates with you. She obviously has a crush on you.


	Jane? Haha. Dude, she weighs like, 200 pounds.


	This neighbourhood is dangerous! I think I just dodged a bullet!