Clouds on the horizon - the beginning of the end by Am_I_Evil6-24-03 Today in Evil world... Hmmm.... This place bores me.... Do something entertaining with it. Ok boss.... Hungaaaahh! It's the beginning of something Eeeeevilll Perfect.... Now I have a lair! Mwahahaha!
Evil's new henchman by Am_I_Evil6-24-03 Today in Evil World.... Hey Kev... Wanna be my new henchmen (and messenger to and from hell?) Umm.... sure, I guess. The transformation.... Ok... But you can't say like that... How about.... Gaaaaah! Don't worry, the boring part is almost over... Mwahahaha... We will rule the midnight air, the destroyers. Ugh! Crisse de hippy! You turned me into a kangaroo!
The friction begins... by Am_I_Evil6-24-03 Today in Evil world.... Umm... Kev? What? Why aren't you out, you know.. um.. killing stuff? Or something? That IS your job. Va chier! Fils de pute... Hmm.... was Kev a good choice? Fuck this... I'm going to go play Halo. ....
The Evil surfaces in Utah.... by Am_I_Evil6-24-03 Today in Evil world.... Hmmm... I guess I need a new henchman.... In a small town in Utah.... FFVIII sucks... Is this guy just what Evil's looking for? Stay tuned! My Evil sense is tingling! I think I just heard a really evil comment from somewhere in Utah! Mange de la merde, crisse...
The new guy Part 1 by Am_I_Evil6-24-03 Today in Evil world.... I need to find that evil presence in Utah! A few minutes later.... Hah! Found ya! But you can't stay like this... Hmmm... What'd be better? I know! Whut? What does Evil turn Chirs into? Stay tuned to find out! Mwahahahahahaha!
The new guy part 2 by Am_I_Evil6-24-03 Last time in Evil world.... Mwahahahahaha! Chirs becomes.... Haha! What do you think, Chirs? Chirs? Whatchu talkin' 'bout? Mah name's Dr Wack, and don't y'all forget it, yo... Ummm.... Is this right? Umm... Ok... Dr Wack... Word, homes
Public Service Announcement by Am_I_Evil6-24-03 And now for a public service announcement.... Now kids, you will more than likely face peer pressure at some point in your lives. They may pressure you into doing some stupid things, like helping this old woman across the street. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. But you should, instead, push her in front of a bus... Remember kids, when one of your peers tries to get you to do a good deed.....
Dr Wack's first job... by Am_I_Evil7-22-03 Back at Evil HQ... Hey, Dr Wack... Word up? What'ch'all be wantin'? Evil: Do you see that Kangaroo over there? Evil: Kill 'im. But make it look like an accident. He's lazy, and he ignores my orders. Get rid of him. Ahhh... today's going to be a good day...