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It was just another summer music festival, in theory...
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| Korn were influenced by the technical mastery of Our Lord and Savior, Trent Reznor blah blah blah... | |
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...bringing together fans of many varied musical genres...
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| Take! Me! Higher! Orbital's intricate melodies and inspired use of electronics will save the rave scene blah blah blah... | |
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| I hope Fat Boy Slim shits in your mouth. | |
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...fans who could share their insight and wisdom with the less profound blah blah blah...
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| Marilyn Manson is, in reality, a very smart man brimming with brilliant ideas and innovative song structures blah blah blah... | |
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| With any luck, vultures will settle on his corpse before he mentions Tool. | |
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