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| ...so I bought myself a brand new Tag Heuer at work today, but not before David Faustino bummed a cigarette from me. Have you heard the new Radiohead? | |
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| You are so funny, James, and so smart and so handsome and forty nine other adjectives to properly flatter you. | |
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| I'll bet she's a hot model who'll hook me up with an agent... United Colors of Benneton, James is ready for the big time! | |
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| Your prom photo is simply adorable! I must meet you, James. As fate would have it, I'm going to be in Boston in a few weeks... | |
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...little did young James know, Susan was a pro at this particular game.
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| Cool, babe. I'll show you the sights, and we can kill time at Abercrombie & Fitch until my parents... I mean, until my roommate leaves for work... | |
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| "Twenty five year old Ashley Judd lookalike", indeed. Come to Mama, little fruitcake. | |
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