Now that it is after Thanksgiving, the Shopping Season has started. It is almost Christmas time, the most depressing time of the year. That's it... I'm going to kill myself!
Oh, Ho!, Ho!, Ho!. Don't be depressed. This is the most wonderful time of the year. Think on the bright side, kid!
Well, I may not have many friends... but at least I won't have to buy many presents!
Not exactly what I was talkin' 'bout, but close enough, I guess.
