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Some people think he's a myth. INTERPOL denies his existence while secretly asking him for tips. He brought elephants back to Siberia.
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He once fought a ninja in a bullring. For Queen Elizabeth. He's been ridden more times than the monorail at Disneyland, but his ride never stops.
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Mexican hookers swear his urine cures herpes, a claim he modestly denies. He once had a chinchilla named 'Scraps'.
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| I don't always drink beer. Like when I'n on LSD. But when I do, I drink Tres Equis. Stay thirsty, fuckheads. | |
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