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The Cosmos Has Nice Stationary
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AnonymousGreenTea
5-01-01
It all begins with an admirable goal...
You know what the world needs? A physical record of my existance.
Maybe I'll write a timeless novel or poem, or maybe create something beautiful, or-
Wait a moment, whats this? "Dear Anon, please note that you were created with a deficit of skill. Not only will you amount to nothing,
but you will in fact detract from the world's worth by simply being alive. Dont try to change your fate. You will only suffer excess pain.
...and ends with a crypic warning and some self-loathing.
Signed, The Cosmos."
Well, that was certainly a tad more vicious than necessary... but not unexpected.
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