Oooh, mail fromt the Penguin! She will love me again some day!
Hey there sweetie. I like you. I have friends here, and I like them more. I will never see you again, as I am growing a life and will never come home. Hope you are having fun being useless. Bye.
Hmm.. I'm floating.
Totally unexpected, but still intensely painful. ...I think I'll just go curl into a little ball and shove splinters under my fingernails until the heartbreak stops.