All comics by Antioch9264

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by Antioch9264
10-01-02
umm, this doesnt look like petsmart...
hello.
Excuse me sir, but what the hell are you doing in my apartment??
I came to get Mr. Whiskers here a friend to play with...
Oh, so you got my flyer...come with me.

 

by Antioch9264
10-01-02
Could this day be anymore boring? I need something strange to happen!
Hey buddy, can ya spare a squirrel some loot?
Yep, just another boring day...
.......

 

by Antioch9264
10-01-02
Alright dude, lets get these flyers up for the party next week!
Ok...
How the hell did u manage to nail your own friggin skull??
Wha....?
I guess thats what i get for hiring someone from the Special-Ed community..
Why am i stinky?

 

by Antioch9264
10-01-02
I think i took a wrong turn...
Excuse me sir, could u tell me where i am? I think im lost...
Obviously being lost isnt your problem...your talkin to an elephant u stupid fuck!

 

by Antioch9264
10-01-02
Good evening ladies and gentalmen! Tonight, i would like to preform a trick for you! I will transform this common street whore, into a rabbit!
Ehhh...
Alla Kazoo, Alla Kazaam!
AHHHHH!!
Well, i guess i got half of that trick right...
Im all hairy!!

 

by Antioch9264
10-01-02
Today on Eyewitness news, one-eared rabbits, and the mothers who disown them!
No way! Would my own mother just disown me because of my birth defect?
Pfft! I got nothing to worry about. Shes only got one breast...

 

by Antioch9264
10-01-02
Could prison be anymore boring??
What do u expect, u did a tripple homicide! Your gonna be here for a while...
But still, they could give us something to do...
Well, they gave me a book to read. Its pretty interesting...
All i got was this air-sickness bag...
Hey, this book explains how to escape from prison just by using an air-sickness bag!

 

by Antioch9264
10-01-02
Yo dude, have you heard of that thing that happens to people...when they just burst into flames?
Ya what about it?
I figured out how to do it...but i cant only do it once.
So do it pussy!
OH GOD NO!!!
Hahahaha, what a dumbass.

 

by Antioch9264
10-02-02
I KNOW, ITS ONLY ROCK AND ROLL AND I LIKE IT!!
Excuse me miss, could u please open up! The neighbors have been complaining about the noise...
SCREW YOU PIG, IM SINGING!!
Miss, im going to be forced to break through the door...
OINK OINK!

 

by Antioch9264
10-02-02
this looks like the end...
*Bluuurrbb* Hey Fish! *Bllluubb* Could ya help *blluurbb* me out!?
Hey, im just here to knaw on your corpse...
O god...
HEY FELLAS, THERES GONNA BE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE!

 

by Antioch9264
10-02-02
So i was all, "Yo bitch, wheres my cash at hoe??" And she was all, "Honey, u gotsa work for it!"
Uhhh, do i know you dude?
So then i got outta my caddy, and beat the livin piss outta that stanky hoe!
uh huh...
Then after she was all bloody and shit, the cops pulled.....wait a minute, do i know you?
Man, i could use a good salt lick right about now!

 

by Antioch9264
10-02-02
WASKOO WASKOO!
JEEBER JANK!
Yesterday?? NEVER AGAIN!!
What a delight!
*ring ring*
Jumping jack flash? When did the sky fall down? WHOOSH!

 

by Antioch9264
10-02-02
......
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AAAHHHHHHHH!!!
What the fuck just happened?
I...WILL...LIVE...ON...

 

by Antioch9264
10-02-02
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am the almighty floating head! You will bow down before my greatness or face your deaths!
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU ASS MONGER!
How dare you! I might look strange to you common earthlings, but i rest assure, you'll all be my slaves in time! MUAHAHAHA!
As an audience member throws his cigarette at the head...
EAT IT YOU FREAK!
MY WIG IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLE YOU FOOLS!!

 

by Antioch9264
10-03-02
Ok sir, could you please describe the scene of the accident for me?
Ya well, i was just standing outside my house to have a smoke, and all of a sudden i witnessed a huge accident!
People have been saying that there is a neighborhood "flasher" out and about, would u happen to know anything about that?
Sorry, 'fraid ive heard nothing of the sort...
...And may i ask why you are in your underpants outdoors?
No..no you may not ask that...

 

by Antioch9264
10-03-02
Yo man, i gotta problem...
Well, tell me whats up?
Well, its kinda personal...
Is it now, well, is it too personal to tell your best friend?
Your right dude, im off to tell him!
What the....

 

by Antioch9264
10-05-02
Wut up motha bitch!?
'scuse me?
Ya heard me hoe, i want the D/L on what you were doin with my boy last night
im not following...
DONT PLAY DUMB WITH ME U DIRTY SKAT LOVIN BIATCH!
Henry McDankly, thats my fathers name!

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